im bored, tell me funny school stories :D

SleepinqZzz 12/8/2022 07:46 am 450

violence, (non-shooter related) lockdown //

soo my school went into lockdown earlier last month because two parents started squaring up and someone got tased- everyone didn’t give a fuck so much that they were literally recording tiktok’s and shit during it

also there’s been a lot of snow lately and the 6th graders built a giant snowman. then the 8th graders added a weenor to it

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XxFuN_gH0uLxX
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Dec 8, 2022 8:06 am

once i was showing a friend something i had drawn in a notebook i also vented in a lot. i happened across one of those vents and just quickly flipped over the notebook cause what i wanted to show her was on the other side and told her that it was a vent and i didn't want her to see that. she proceeded to GRAB THE NOTEBOOK FROM ME AND FLIP IT OVER TO LOOK AT THE VENT. I took it back before she could read much but it was still insane

also like yesterday a different friend came and sat down at our table in science, didn't say hi or anything just simply asked "are you h3nt4is3xual"

sparklysatyrcat
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Dec 8, 2022 8:29 am

ok ok,, one time i was sitting in health class, it was cinco de mayo so my friend wore a mustache, and like it was lpoud in the class and i was laughing at her lmao. so i said "your mom" and the entire class got silent

and some kid was like "ayo??"

AND THEN I REALIZED THE HEALTH TEACHER HAD JUST SAID "ok guys, today we're gonna be doing--"

and i came in with "yuour mom"

Trever_The_OutcastX3
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Dec 8, 2022 9:31 am

@XxFuN_gH0uLxX: Dang, one of my "freinds" did the same thing w/ my sketch book :/

compost_in_training
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Dec 8, 2022 1:39 pm

a weenor ?! :0 lol

but literally an hour ago i was scrolling through social media and i didnt realize that the reels weren't muted so i hit a reel and for a second a loud trumpety noise went through the classroom. half of the people laughed (which isnt a lot since the class only has 12 people when everyone is there) and my friend and i looked at each other from behind our computers. twas fun

marshyluvx
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Dec 8, 2022 2:41 pm

ok so im a huge metalhead rightand i was trying to connect to my earbuds and i didnt realize that i accidentally connected to my teachers bluetooth speaker and i just blast i cvm blood by cannibal corpsein the middle of sociology class----

Chloe_1s_ded
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Dec 8, 2022 2:50 pm

Okay so I go to school in Maine and as you can guess there are LOTS of trumpies/homophobes that go to my school LOL. And I dress scene all the time and so ill get barked at a lot but I think its rlly funny, anywho today some kid was walking past me and staring at me and instead of barking or yelling emo this guy QUACKED at me LMAO

T0BY_T3RR0R
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Dec 8, 2022 3:04 pm

I keep a list of funny things people say at my school lol. My favorites are

"I have the memory of a goldfish cracker"

"Do you have heart disease" (yelled very loudly at lunch)

"Mmmm yummy tetanus"

"Someone said i look like a French fry with a spray ran" (she does)

"Stop being a ding dong

kandii_kid
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Dec 8, 2022 3:18 pm

@Chloe_1s_ded: omg that is so funny i wish people would do that to me insted of barking

soft_fuzzy_man8
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Dec 8, 2022 4:26 pm

today during the choir rehearsal on the way back on the buz the engine stopped working or something and we had to stop and this bus full of teenage boys all started chanting only in ohio (the midwest is crazy) and it was super loud. This kid started filming too

marshyluvx
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Dec 8, 2022 4:43 pm

@soft_fuzzy_man8: lol im from missouri so i get that the midwest be wildin

im bored, tell me funny school stories :D

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