im bored, tell me funny school stories :D

SleepinqZzz 12/8/2022 07:46 am 405

violence, (non-shooter related) lockdown //

soo my school went into lockdown earlier last month because two parents started squaring up and someone got tased- everyone didn’t give a fuck so much that they were literally recording tiktok’s and shit during it

also there’s been a lot of snow lately and the 6th graders built a giant snowman. then the 8th graders added a weenor to it

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KandiCamm
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Dec 16, 2022 11:36 am

Ok so one time in like the 4th grade or something we were out side on the playground. At my school they had those tether ball polls but the kids managed to brake the strings that hold up the balls. So kids just ignored them, until one day kids started to pole dance on them. the other kids on the playground would pick up leaves and throw them like dollar bills

plurzombie
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Dec 9, 2022 1:44 pm

When I went to school I was there pretty early but it helped me adjust to just the idea of school for the day, anyways, one day in one of the numerous commons areas there were two kids who brought a huge bag of McDonalds (it was 7-8am, it made it so much more jarring in that aspect), the bag contained i think they said 86 sausage eggMcMuffins, and I learned the full lore as their friends came by and talked, that they were McDonalds employees who had a ton of like "employee credits" and went out at 5 am to seperate mcdonalds to get all the mcmuffins, and it was all practically free.

Then the assistant principal who definitely has a stick up their ass was like "Erm you cant have any of this leave the commons areas actually" and that detail is funny because they were the only one to oppose it XD

Fluorite_Draws
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Dec 9, 2022 12:20 pm

Lol I wrote a fanfic in my AVID class about my teacher x Megamind. It's now cannon in my AVID class.

Oh yeah some kid in my grade decided to vandalize the bathroom by sticking tampons to the ceiling

Trever_The_OutcastX3
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Dec 9, 2022 8:48 am

@XxFuN_gH0uLxX: its not your fault, at least my book didn't get ruin as much as it already has

XxFuN_gH0uLxX
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Dec 8, 2022 5:21 pm

@Glitchy_XDD: that really sucks that they did that man, I’m sorry bout that

marshyluvx
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Dec 8, 2022 4:43 pm

@soft_fuzzy_man8: lol im from missouri so i get that the midwest be wildin

soft_fuzzy_man8
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Dec 8, 2022 4:26 pm

today during the choir rehearsal on the way back on the buz the engine stopped working or something and we had to stop and this bus full of teenage boys all started chanting only in ohio (the midwest is crazy) and it was super loud. This kid started filming too

kandii_kid
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Dec 8, 2022 3:18 pm

@Chloe_1s_ded: omg that is so funny i wish people would do that to me insted of barking

T0BY_T3RR0R
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Dec 8, 2022 3:04 pm

I keep a list of funny things people say at my school lol. My favorites are

"I have the memory of a goldfish cracker"

"Do you have heart disease" (yelled very loudly at lunch)

"Mmmm yummy tetanus"

"Someone said i look like a French fry with a spray ran" (she does)

"Stop being a ding dong

Chloe_1s_ded
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Dec 8, 2022 2:50 pm

Okay so I go to school in Maine and as you can guess there are LOTS of trumpies/homophobes that go to my school LOL. And I dress scene all the time and so ill get barked at a lot but I think its rlly funny, anywho today some kid was walking past me and staring at me and instead of barking or yelling emo this guy QUACKED at me LMAO

im bored, tell me funny school stories :D

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