Hand sanitizer

ChaosCubeCouncil 12/8/2022 09:22 am 465

y'know how everyone says not to drink the wall hand sanitizer in the halls? ... oops...

context: we had gotten a crap ton of sugar for lunch and hadn't taken our ADHD meds and were super hyper, and suddenly thought; why can't people drink oil? One thought lead to another and then we saw the sanitizer dispenser in the halls and got some of it, and, AS A JOKE, said, "I'm gonna lick the hand sanitizer to see if it's edible!" And then proceeded to lick it.

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w h o. t h e. h e c k. c r e a t e d. t h a t ? ? ?

But afterward, since we hadn't thought it was dangerous we then continued to literally inhale any and a l l hand sanitizer we found.

yeah we're just lucky it was methanol free, or else we literally might have been in the hospital right now-

We just got a super sick feeling n' headache after that and it wore off pretty fast, but, ya'll- we were kinda like- Master Chef-style mixin the different kinds lol, it tasted like absolute d e a t h, but hey, the class laughed and nothin happened (minus the fact that our breath now smells like a new Lysol-flavored Colgate product -_-)

(edit: now sick with smthn with that cold-hot tingly pain everywhere that something touches the skin, massive headache, dry/scratchy as heck throat, and randomly crying cus we keep coughing and it physically hurts our chest, also our dad said I can't leave school sick anymore cus we can't miss work ;/ feelin w o n d e r f u l