I'm legally adopting u

Tobi_kun 11/22/2021 08:21 pm 689

Hello my children. You are all now legally my children. Ill give you 67 cent tomato soup and undercooked toast. Ill give you a 10x better ver of my white trash childhood because im hi off of fracking shorpies rn.

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Nov 24, 2021 8:42 am
@LobotomyRabbit: tomato soup and bread is food from the gods I swear.
Nov 24, 2021 8:42 am

@gaythoughtsheadfull: hello my child. I am ur wine dad thumbsup

Nov 23, 2021 2:11 pm

hello father

Nov 23, 2021 1:03 pm

damn some tomato soup and bread sounds pretty good. alright congrats i'm your kid now.

Nov 23, 2021 12:59 pm

hello parent <3

Nov 23, 2021 8:27 am

well you can’t possibly do worse than my bio parents sooooooo

Hey dad/whatever you prefer

Nov 23, 2021 8:20 am

ill just take ice if u got it lmao thats rlly all i eat-

Nov 23, 2021 8:16 am

ok

Nov 23, 2021 7:50 am

@Cherwubi: oh yeah they were

Nov 23, 2021 7:49 am

@squeee: they're spamming?