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Mines r kinda tame but here I go <3

There was this one time where we were getting a talk on drugs in school. I asked "W8, does vitamin C count?" and the vice principle said "Yup!". I then walked 2 the trash can and threw out my like 8 tablets of Vitamin C in front of every1 XD

My classmates keep saying I have ADHD- '.-.

This one kid asked me "Is that a wig?" I replied with "No, it's a weave :3" he then said "When u take it out can I wear it?" XDD I just thought "WTF? O_O" XD

This was a LOOONG time ago but there was this nice dood in my class who always asked me "Hey, want my Pokemon cards?" I'd say yes and he'd give me a few and ask the same thing the next day. Because of him I now have like- Around 100 cards O.o Nice dood =w=

@Glitchy_XDD: thank you, every plot twist will have a vine boom - nisa

only rumor i can think of atm is people think this one girl is a 53 y/o woman trying to date teen boys

my friend once got in trouble for bringing a "weapon" to school, said weapon was a pencil

we've had dogs search the school on two separate occasions

the first dog situation started a rumor that my friend Blue had overdosed, immediately after i got told that me and the person walked into the lunch room and Blue was standing in the lunch line and waved to me.

a boy got on the bus in the morning one time mumbling The Real Slim Shady by Eminem, a few days later he got on screeching Last Resort by Papa Roach

some kid came up to me with a bible and said i should read it sometime, he walked away saying nothing more than "oh" when i told him i already own a bible

a kid last year got expelled for vaping on the last week of school, he for some reason though vaping into a pillow he brought would hide it

same kid who got caught vaping also threw a chair at some kid

So in 8th grade history my teacher hated sprinkles with a passion. So it ended up becoming a running joke for only my class. So this kid, Jayden really liked sprinkles with a passion. We did a poll and everything with the whole class. We even had a class mascot (that i made) it was a snake with sprinkles and whipped cream hat... with more sprinkles. So it became a running joke there was a girl who even painted the snake. (the teacher hung it on the wall) As well most gifts our class gave to her had to do with sprinkles. Now I dunno how but a kid, Max, had gotten his hands on like a giant bucket of sprinkles i mean like a gallon. So he gave it to her. As well later on another bucket. So she just had them. When we gave her the first one Jayden decorated her desk with the sprinkles. The best part though is it was only our class that did this and know this but her halloween costume was made revolving this joke. She dressed up as a cupcake with sprinkles everywhereeeee. Also the kid Jayden anytime he had food with sprinkles would run out of class to brag about it and show her. We once had donuts in math (for some thing) so only some kids got some. I happened to be one of those so I took the one covered in sprinkles and gave it to Jayden so he went to her class (they were right next to each other) And you could hear the argument of how sprinkles but it was loudddd.

Also in that same history class the teacehr had these pictures of the presidents. So for the Trump one someone made a really wack drawing for it (her excuse is she bought the set before he was president but Biden has a nice photo printed out) anyways these kids started stealing them. Like stuffing them down their pants and like making out with these photos.

Alsooo Jayden and this kid Evan went over to our English teachers class and stole all her class reading books. The history teacher helped them hide it for a while. Also this kid would run into our class with a broom he stole from the other history teacher.

(we had most classes together cause we were all honors kids and on the same "team")

Also in math Evan had a mess in his backpack and the Math teacher dumped out his backpack and found these ancient ass M&M's like start of school year we were in like april at this point. Evan just grabbed them and ate them. The fact is like half of them were spilled on the bottom.

In science also i had this habit of getting plushies and bringing plushies to school (still do they keep my anxiety low) so my friend stole it and i yelled at her to give it back but i had turned around and she threw it at me. Again I wasn't looking. I still caught it one handed with it flying at fast speed. Like it was a fricking beanie baby. Those things are weighted the kid who sat next to was shocked and yelling. Very proud day for me.

Also in that same class I had this thingy a kalimba and Evan and Jayden where obsessed with it and would take it all the time.

My english teacher is also has a buzzcut but still had, long hair. So i didn't fricken know they were wigs till the fucking almost end of the year. She also gave me so many stickerssss. I am obsessed with stickers and she would just let me grab like three almost everyday. Only me though. I was special.

The other English teacher I had a close bond with as well and one day she was saying how she had stickers but never gave them out. I like the gremlin I am I took about 20 stickers. I had issues.

My English teacher also gave meh free books when she couldnt put them in her class library. Also I do wanna say we have an art and literary magazine and i got one for free.

I had journalism with this same teacher and a kid didn't know what my dead name was so stuck on the fact that he couldnt find me in the yearbook. It gave me so much joy knowing that haha. I never told him though. Like he was always like I still can't find you. 8th grade was the best school year for me