idk pretend your a white suburban facebook mom or something

BuzzyBoy 6/11/2021 03:20 pm 10492

i'll start in the comments lol

my name is janice, im from texas, im head of the pta, i have 3 snot nosed kids, and a husband named david

edit: dont know how i forgot to add the kids names. anyways its bayliegh mckarty, dallas, and dylan.


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Jun 14, 2021 7:58 am

@avathebisexualswag: you need to take him to the church!! maybe a bible study would be good too. he’s part of that cult!!! kids these days,,,, god bless them all xox

Jun 14, 2021 7:57 am

@K0K1CH1_BR41NR0T: demigirl?! that sounds like denim so maybe he likes jeans?! kids are so weird these days! my little Jason Carlos-Lee told me he was bi??? what does that mean? i googled is and it has absolutely nothing to do with God!! i thought i raised my kids to be the perfect Christian angels they were when they were little!!

That sounds like a great plan! Caroline Mae-Lee is so excited! God bless you and your family Helen Susanne! #WAP #iLoveGod #Christains4Liferzz

Jun 14, 2021 7:57 am

@avathebisexualswag: @K0K1CH1_BR41NR0T: my little bayleigh mccarty would love to have a play date with your little angles!!!

as for this bicycle transformer business. what have the world gone to. the internet is corrupting our poor children!! i think we need to take them all to the church and have a nice meeting. the lord will set the all on the right path. Helen i think i will have dylan and his friend talk to your son. i think he’ll influence him nicely

Jun 14, 2021 7:50 am

@avathebisexualswag: OMFG (Oh my fruity goodness)!! I think so.. he said he was a demigirl?!?? I don't know whats up with these kids.. My son has always been a good christian child, who praises god!! I don't know whats wrong with him.. It mustve been that darn vaccine! I knew i shouldntve trusted that!

Lakynn Nayvie would love to hang out with Caroline Mae-Lee! They could have a playdate this saturday if yall are available that day!! God bless your soul Karen. #WAP #LOL #ChristianThingz

Jun 14, 2021 7:39 am

@K0K1CH1_BR41NR0T: what is a bicycle transformer?? and those pro-they-shes??? kids these days!!i think your son needs a little God in his life!! and oh my, i feel so bad for little Lakynn Nayvie! my angel Caroline Mae-Lee would love to have a playdate sometime if thats okay with you!! #WAP #iLoveGod #SHEESH

Jun 14, 2021 7:35 am

@earthworm:

Gracie's daughter has been usin these "they them" pronouns too!!?!? OMG!! Kids these days, am i right?? SHEESH!! My son Kerick Tatum said he was a "they she" like what even is that?!?! i raised all my children to be good christian kids!! Please pray for our son. God bless your soul Carol.

Jun 14, 2021 7:31 am

Hey yall!!! It's me, Helen Susanne Taylee!!!!!! I'm the neighborhood association president. I have 4 angles, and another one on the way!! and my lovin husban Jerrick! How are yall doin???

I need help yall!! My youngest son Kerick Tatum told me just yesterday that he was a emo bicycle transformer and that his pronouns or whatchamacallits was they or she??! OMFG (Oh my fruity goodness)!! I raised all my children to be good christian lads and i dont know where they got this devilish ideas!! He also said he wanted to quit the boys soccer team becos it gave him dipsyphobia?!?!? Kids these days, am i right!?!? SHEESH!! Please help yall!!!

My oldest son Grayson Taysom is just the best, he's such a smarty pants and so good at soccer!! I think he wants to be friends with yalls sons... Hes been lookin at them weirdly and cant stop talkin about em, LOL!! He can just be awkward like that LMAO (Laugh My Apple Off)!!

My oldest girl child, Margaret Janice is obsessed with this thang she calls dangitgrandpa or sumn'... I'm worried for her yall, I walked in on her watchin it and it didnt seem holy at all!! I think it's teaching her bad unholy things. But other than that she is an amazing girl yall!!

Anyways yall my youngest girl child Lakynn Nayvie was askin if any of yalls children would like to have a playdate sometime, shes been so lonely ya know!! She tells me shes depruned?? depressod?? IDK what these kids are coming up with these days LOL XD!!

As for the baby on the way, I'm naming that little angle Abcde!! What do yall think about that name?! Isn't it so unique, LOL!

May god bless yalls souls!!! See yall at the pta meeting! TTYL, or whatever the kids say these days XD. #WAP #JesusFirst #LiveLaughLove #GodBlessYall


Jun 14, 2021 7:02 am

@avathebisexualswag: oh that’s wonderful! my kids lobbing sending me the tictoc as wel

Jun 14, 2021 5:56 am

@anxious_mess: ill bring some! i have a new recipe from the tick tock a.p.p my kids are talking about

Jun 14, 2021 5:56 am

@anxious_mess: yes if you are still available it will still be at your house. carol in bringing the cheese and crackers and i am bring the orange slice