idk pretend your a white suburban facebook mom or something

BuzzyBoy 6/11/2021 03:20 pm 1940

i'll start in the comments lol

my name is janice, im from texas, im head of the pta, i have 3 snot nosed kids, and a husband named david

edit: dont know how i forgot to add the kids names. anyways its bayliegh mckarty, dallas, and dylan.

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Jun 15, 2021 10:24 am
@livvvyloaf: oh no!! we must pray for her and her family. maybe if we tell them we’re having a movie night they might come to our bible study? it’s tomorrow at 7!!! spread the message,,,,, #GodBless #wap #xox
Jun 15, 2021 10:22 am

@_Ghxstii_: i got too good at them i’m scaring myself lma

Jun 15, 2021 9:57 am

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: whenever im bored i just read through all of these comments--

Jun 15, 2021 8:10 am
Jun 15, 2021 8:09 am

@_Ghxstii_: i have quite a few moms like this in my town and my grandmother is friends with a lot of them so ive pretty much acquired the church-loving soccer mom life-style

Jun 15, 2021 8:06 am

the fact that all of these are so accurate is scary- (/lh/pos)

Jun 15, 2021 8:01 am

@livvvyloaf: i agree, Cindy. we must take matters into our own hands. church and the kids are the number one thing in life. ill pray for her. #WAP #praying #iLoveGod

Jun 15, 2021 7:51 am

hey y'all this is Cindy aka Sid's mother from the soccer team and i have to warm y'all about this Amy girl! this girl Amy has been doing nothing but spreading the lies of the lord! she has been missing her weekly service all because her husband isn't at the house in time! dear goodness this isn't the worst part yet, this lady has the audacity to miss the freaking PTA meeting! we must stop this lady as soon as possible girls!

Jun 14, 2021 5:10 pm

@avathebisexualswag: oml i sent this to me friend in the middle of class i was watching her try not to die lmao

Jun 14, 2021 5:01 pm

@BuzzyBoy: it is very fun. i enjoy reading the old comments uring school bc this is by far the funniest thread i’ve see