idk pretend your a white suburban facebook mom or something

BuzzyBoy 6/11/2021 03:20 pm 10540

i'll start in the comments lol

my name is janice, im from texas, im head of the pta, i have 3 snot nosed kids, and a husband named david

edit: dont know how i forgot to add the kids names. anyways its bayliegh mckarty, dallas, and dylan.


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Dec 2, 2021 5:18 pm

old thread DIES but uhh

omg hiii!!!1 my name is jessica!!11 i am form australia #sydney!!!!!111 my daughter abby plays soccer and she is SOO good at it omg !!!11 wanna see her trophoes?? #wap

Dec 2, 2021 5:11 pm

@Keeper_Of_The_Woerms: omg no dont let jason play fornight!!!!!!! my son played it and he stopped coming to biblestudy!! we must put a stop to this >: (((((

Dec 2, 2021 5:10 pm

(old thread but shhh) i have a kid named reighly but guys listen he didnt mean to punch those 4 kids hes just a little confused shrugshruganyways guys dont forget my tea and book party this saturday!! im gonna read the bible because im a true christ fan #wap #godbless

Dec 2, 2021 10:30 am

hi, im jenny, i work at the bank just down the street. I have 2 kids, Jason (9) and Jessica (10). Jason is always talking about this new thing called "fortnight"

Jun 15, 2021 10:24 am
@livvvyloaf: oh no!! we must pray for her and her family. maybe if we tell them we’re having a movie night they might come to our bible study? it’s tomorrow at 7!!! spread the message,,,,, #GodBless #wap #xox
Jun 15, 2021 10:22 am

@_Ghxstii_: i got too good at them i’m scaring myself lma

Jun 15, 2021 9:57 am

@V4MP1RE_GUTZZ: whenever im bored i just read through all of these comments--

Jun 15, 2021 8:10 am
Jun 15, 2021 8:09 am

@_Ghxstii_: i have quite a few moms like this in my town and my grandmother is friends with a lot of them so ive pretty much acquired the church-loving soccer mom life-style

Jun 15, 2021 8:06 am

the fact that all of these are so accurate is scary- (/lh/pos)