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Whats some good puns/jokes y'all?!

S1llyStuff 3/30/2024 01:00 pm 303

I'm rlly bored after reading a quajilloin forums about kosa and I was wondering if anyone knew any puns/jokes preferably about kandi or just a rlly bad joke lol cuz I'm all for horrible funny stuffuhh I have seen like 1 pun about like kandi and its a tiktok of someone making peanutbutter and jellyfishes I also thought of a joke this morning but its kinda cring uhh I'll write it

friend 1: *walks in* hey guys look at my new shoes *points at off brands nikes*

friend 2: *looks at shoes* those aren't nikes those are nukes! (not actually real nukes just an off brand nike shoes)

friend 1: I know! they're the bomb!!

I'M SORRY IF THIS IS CHEESY I LOVE BAD COMEDY

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pocketcosmic
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Apr 21, 2024 11:06 am

My favorite dad joke currently:

Last week I bought a signed original copy of Wham's "Careless Whisper" single for my sister (a big George Michael fan), but I didn't know whether it would play since I don't have a vinyl player. My friend Dan insisted I go round to his and try it on his player.

So I went over to his house, and we tried playing the vinyl. It worked fine. I put the vinyl back into my bag, went to use the bathroom, came back downstairs, we had a chat then I left. When I got back home, the copy of Careless Whisper wasn't in my bag.

I called Dan up; he said he didn't know where it was. But I know the usernames he uses on various websites, so I did a bit of snooping - and guess what? He's listed a signed copy of Careless Whisper on eBay.

I'm angry, but I'll learn from this mistake.

I'm never going to Dan's again.

S1llyStuff
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Apr 21, 2024 4:20 am

why did the cat get in trouble? cuz he was fe-lyin'

Sparkly_cheeseburgers86
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Apr 10, 2024 11:09 am

What do people in the army wear?
TANK-tops!

Byte_Kandi
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Apr 10, 2024 10:32 am

Q: What do you call an alligator with an STD?

A: Gator-AIDS!

There's also a Shel Silverstein poem I like...

"Mustache Mo of the B&O

had a mustache that grew ten feet or so.

It got caught in the wheels below.

Now there's no mo' mustache and no mo' Mo."

zubsflowr
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Apr 1, 2024 7:06 pm

i don’t believe in reincarnation, but i hope to in the next life (idk what this robot is it’s just joyous

kittencopter
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Mar 30, 2024 8:01 pm

What do you call a ghost bee?

A boobie!! (Boo-bee)

BirdieByte
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Mar 30, 2024 4:16 pm

TW Joke mentions mention of drvgs

Alastor: Hey, did you hear that Angel Dust buys his shoes from a drvg dealer?
Audience member: What?
Alastor: I don't know what they were laced with, but he was tripping all night!