Woooooo first commission

Phosfate 6/12/2023 08:21 pm 309

The five-year-old next door unalived me with his nerf minecraft crossbow as I came in tonight. I deaded on my driveway like the hammiest actor ever - "THEY MASSACRED MY BOY!"

He was starting to walk just as covid hit, so his parents invested in backyard action since he couldn't go anywhere outside the family bubble, and boy he is set up for melee combat, with swords, lightsabers, and an infinity gauntlet, which I defeated because I can snap my fingers and he can't. Anyway, there was a loose red bell at the bottom of the weapons bin. "I could put that on a bracelet," I said. "DO YOU HAVE REALLY BRIGHT GREEN???" he replied, indicating the logo on his Minecraft sandals. I do, sir. So I measured his wrist with my thumb and forefinger and now he's got a four-bead lime green peyote cuff with a bell on it that I'm sure he will use for havoc. Or mining crafts, I'm not sure what goes on in that game except people build world monuments and there are swords and I think square cows.