funny school stories

josuyasu 12/9/2022 06:39 am 261

lmao i feel like a new thread for school stories gets added at least once a month

give me school stories I need a laugh ill give you a recent one of mine:

some kid in my directed studies class ordered a mf pizza to the school ???? from his school Chromebook too

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Sleepy_Loss
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Dec 15, 2022 9:16 am

one time a kid left school during the middle of class and bought everyone in the class a loaf of day old bread from erberts and gerberts bc the teacher was being a jerk and i still think about that.

PanFreakEXE
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Dec 15, 2022 9:15 am

one time during lunch my friend gave me and a few of my other friends chocolate but when we took a bite out of them they tasted funny and had pop rocks in them so most of us spat them out, as a joke my friend who we will call "A" asked if we were able to draw on the floor with them and scraped it against the ground, long story short we had fun drawing on the ground, our drawings stayed on the floor for about a week and a half-

maxxi_pad
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Dec 15, 2022 9:09 am

most of the stories that i have are like ,, from when i was in 6-7th grade.

- i went to like science camp for a week and it was rainy, we went for a hike one day and my friend accidentally dropped my water bottle and it landed on a branch. my field instructor went to grab it and he nearly fell off the cliff. we also had night classes and we got to see like, snakes n shit. i looked over for two seconds and i saw like a group of boys freaking out bc one of the snakes had peed. i nearly fell off a cliff at camp as well, bc they had us out in the rain/snow. it was like slushy texture almost.

- we went into a lockdown drill in 6th grade during a test and i saw my teacher hop on the sink to look out the window, I THINK someone made eye contact with her and she nearly twisted her ankle when getting off the sink.

- before graduation, we went to knott's, my friend and i were going to get on the bumper cars because another group of my friends went on a different ride. there was like a group of summer camp kids (????) in front of us and they were inviting their friends to get in line with them. ig they didn't see us behind them or something but we got pushed back a bit in line.

- my japanese teacher wrote c0ck on the whiteboard last week by accident.

T4T3R_T0T
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Dec 14, 2022 6:07 am

cw// S3xu4l themes, dysphoria, weird things?, cussing, caps

Heres a couple

1.)Some kid asked me in the hallway if i was a women. Yes. "A WOMEN"

2.)Teacher asked if i could (AND I QUOTE), "Bend over and pick up that pencil" (I was wearing a skirt)

3.)Squib ate C0tt0nkandi's mom. /ij

4.)I keep saying to these girls that i have my beads taken away, so I don't have to make them bracelets. (They genuinely suck ass and are really mean to me)

5.)EDGAR KEEPS BRAGGING THAT HE HAS KISSED MORE PEOPLE THAN I EVER HAVE

karkatkinnie
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Dec 13, 2022 8:03 pm

isnt much of a story but in like.. february if u know the south park kyman meme drawing that says "sup jew?" i saw a printed photo of it in the bathroom and an (unused) pad stuck right by it like on the mirror and this girl was washing her hands and looked at me and said 'did you do that?' and i felt so disrespected and said NO?

unbreadstwin
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Dec 13, 2022 7:52 pm

this guy name matthew was chasing this girl and he ran in slow motion my english teacher caght them and yelled at matthrw

merbyler
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Dec 13, 2022 2:44 pm

some kid stole one of the outside umbrellas and hid it in a bathroom stall...???

also some kid accidently set his popcorn on fire in the microwave and the entire commons was FILLEDDD with smoke

Fluorite_Draws
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Dec 9, 2022 8:19 am

Okay so I'm playing badmitting in REC sports so I keep saying to people how keep getting the birdy to close to my face "You wouldn't a hit a person with glasses would you?" and someone actually hit my face leaving a nasty bruise so I told them "So you would hit a person with glasses so vile "