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Okay so in 6th grade me and my friends were like realllyyy weird. all of the boys did somthing they called tractor moaning wich is were they just go UUUUUUUUUUUUUUOOOOGH really loudly (its hard to explain lol) and we all had this assistant teacher in 5th( i used to go to a fancy private school) named Mr. Jeffery and we made so many memes abt him. also Mr.jeffery was gay and like nobody realized but me until he came out to the class. He decided to go work with his sister in like tennese or somthing, but everybody got his number and added him to the group chat. poor mr jeffery. anyways we were all obbsesed with scrub daddys for some reason but this kid reid was scrub daddy bc he used to suck on a spoon all the time and make weird noises just to annoy me. at the start of the year we could get somthing called yay lunch and basiclly they had certain places like tropical smothie that would cater lunch and i got this rice bowl thing and it came with a weird sauce and so bc im a picky eater i put it on the ground away from me (on the concrete ) and then one of my friends(idk who) stepped on it on accident. the suace had stained that spot for 6 months not kidding. Simon this other kid started "collecting boyfriends" he ended up getting like 24. ryan and reid were the og bf's so we constantly shipped them. all of this is just the tip of the iceburg lol.

Here's the time I broke a dozen plate glass windows.

We had Spirit Week every February. Freshman, juniors, and Seniors had to decorate a chunk of school and do a stupid pep rally skit to see which class had the most spirit. I tried to hide, but had a rep for art and got roped into helping. So our theme was Star Wars. I said HEY what if we painted the windows black with the spaceships and left little holes for the sunlight to make bright stars? (The paint was tempera mixed with powdered soap so it would wash off.) So we spent a whole night painting giant windows and it came out pretty cool, all things considered.

Except.

Overnight the temperature dropped to like -20F. But the morning was very bright and sunny. The windows faced southeast. So the glass was very very cold from the outside air, but the interior black paint absorbed the heat of the sun as soon as it rose, and the glass and paint had a big thermo-brawl. So before first period even started...CRAAAACK!!! By the start of second period the windows were blocked off and no one was allowed near them, since the PTA frowns on giant glass shards slicing up students.

We actually won the competition, which was unheard of for Freshmen. Since almost no one saw the windows, I like to think that we got a lot of votes on the basis of havoc.

My friend called my handwriting "chicken scratch" once and now my classmates and I use it as insult whenever someone spells something wrong or they handwriting is hard to read (Highschool in my AVID class)

There was one time this sub got mad at me for saying "What if someone used this pickup line on you? Damn gurl you be lookin' like a hammy sandwich" (Middle school)

@Glitchy_XDD: who knows... pretty sure it was a sub that day that said that but we had that sub alot and they worked as a collage prof. for a bit too lol

so yesterday i had art club (high school), and a lot of people in my school might not entirely know this, but its basically just a bunch of queer kids and crackheads (not saying I'm not one of them, I absolutely am)

So we're working on a mural in a hall, one of us is sitting on the floor playing a car game on his phone, and he starts making car noises like a little kid. The other kids start jokingly making fun of him, so he pretends (i think) to get upset and tells the teacher about it in a childish voice, who I'm pretty sure knew it was mostly a joke, and evetually he asks them something

"Can I be a car?"

to which the art teacher responds

"Sure, but I don't know why you'd want so many people inside you at once..."

and everyone lost it cause they never say stuff like that

and then he said he doesn't wanna be a car anymore which is very understandable