What are your favorite teacher quotes?

wetxhands 9/21/2022 11:50 am 307

My teachers say the funniest stuff istg

Comment some of your favorite quotes, wanna laugh

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CybrBoy
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Sep 21, 2022 3:22 pm

When someone said f you to someone in class as the person left the teacher said "they probably deserve it"

curehisheart
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Sep 21, 2022 2:16 pm

one of my art teachers asked the entire class what the word for furries were. she was like "who're those people who wear the tails and the ears?"

my other favorite one from my math teacher last year was "do you think you can whip and nae nae with that?"

also not from one of my school teachers but my guitar teacher. "SAY. IT. AIN'T. SO." (he said it very dramatically and loudly i don't even remember why)

josuyasu
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Sep 21, 2022 1:59 pm

*to some popular guy in my class*

"you have a gf? i thought you were gay"

gloomy_meow
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Sep 21, 2022 1:46 pm

student: "She looks like she could suck the skin off a fried chicken" Teacher:"you need to hush ur mouth!!!"

"preston get back here!! ur not that fast" she was chasing him with a ping-pong paddle today

"if i'm not allowed to cuss at y'all then y'all cant cuss in front of me >:0"

axe_body_spray
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Sep 21, 2022 1:42 pm

"you dont have friends do you?"

"the queen is dead. anyways about the pilgrims"

"myles! would you stop talking about john legend?"

ANTH0NY
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Sep 21, 2022 12:41 pm

My fav is the time my teacher said she'd cut my tongue off and sell it.

this one isn't my favorite but one time my old teacher (before she quit) kept calling us devils and called a few kids fat , and she called me ugly in my face, that day I learned stealing a teachers laptop and searching anything that'll get her fired is a little bit extra.

Strawberry_BroStrider
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Sep 21, 2022 12:32 pm

@chaoticender: my drum teacher says "you're gonna be so good that pregnant women are gonna give birth right in the audience!" or, "you're not gonna be so good that pregnant women are gonna give birth right in the audience, but they might go into labor, and that's good enough!"