post quotes from ur class

707 9/16/2022 01:37 pm 434

pls i need to laugh

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Stevie_Burton
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Sep 16, 2022 9:42 pm

i don't have any quotes from a classroom but i hope this quote from gerard way at the st paul show last night (15th sept) lightens everyone's moods:

"i think the mailman might be down there somewhere..... i love my mailman. he's comin' to the show in LA, he's a sweet uy. i fuckin' love my mailman. THIS SONG IS DEDICATED TO MY FUCKING MAILMAN!" *teenagers starts playing*

they also said "spaghetti soup, that's what my cables are. doesn't mean i want anything to fix it. (pause) i like spaghetti soup."

SleepinqZzz
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Sep 16, 2022 7:37 pm

“a trash can, a toilet, and a pot all have this in common…” “they can all be edible if you try hard enough.” “WH- NO-“

“IM GONNA WRITE AN ENEMIES TO LOVERS ABOUT THE BOYS IN THIS MATH PROBLEM”

“IM SICK OF YOU ALL WRITING ABOUT HOT MOMS ON THE WHITEBOARD”

andierzz
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Sep 16, 2022 5:06 pm

@andierzz: more quotes cuz I'm bored =>

(caps warning)

"WAIT, SHE WAS WATCHING CORNHUB REMOVE THE C AND PUT A P??" "THE F-"

"Um.. *name*, you okay?" "SHE TOLD ME TO SUCK HER TOES!! THAT'S WHAT SHE SAID!"

"You guys are about to drive me insane" "Ms. *name*, we've been driving you insane"

"You know, you sound like a mexican mom when you speak spanish."

"Can I get some choccy milk and dino nuggies, please?"

(reading a card for the board game "Life") "Tell someone a joke and if they laugh, they have to pay you 500k.." *looks at me* "Andieee.."

"HEY MRS. *name*, CAN I CALL YOU MEMAW??" (in the distance) "MEMAW???"

(reading from a textbook) "Young kids were taught to hunt down young men" "Oh god, looks like society's been messed up since 24 B.C."

"They have touch your arm, They will no longer be live. They pronouns will now be were/was"

andierzz
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Sep 16, 2022 4:54 pm

"I want a credit card, so I can buy stuff with it, you know?"

"Oooo, Kenneth wants to be a material girlll~" - my 6th grade Math Teacher

- about 3 month before this -

Some girl drops her cereal, Kenneth: "CEREAL GIRL, SHE GOT 'EM LUCKY CHARM BOOTS AND SHE'S A CEREAL GIRLLL!!!"

NotTheRealKizzy
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Sep 16, 2022 3:34 pm

“That man looks like Gru from this angle he must have went downhill”

(This was during a movie we were watching) “Chris is an L character he really just kissed his girl after she cheated on him”

“She is dead” “NO THATS A CHILD”

“Yay let’s all share our art trauma together in a happy little circle”

“My French fries were schlanging”

“You look like a gay Victorian era child”

You also have one of my history teachers screaming German at us at 7am every day

gloomy_meow
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Sep 16, 2022 3:28 pm

oh BOY have I got quotes

"daddy gentz can you unblock youtube for us?"

"well, like, johan is the best mexican we have." "we only have two mexicans" "exactly" ((not in a racist way i swear)

"yeah, well, preston is like two people, so yeah you can have half of preston"

*picks up folder* "SpEd retakes" *folder is empty, the teacher snatches it from the student and glares*

*runs across top of all desks while teacher's back is turned* hey mrs i think someone just ran across the desks definitely not me tho

"hey whats like the hand thing like blm? but for gay people?"

"wanna see noah's but pics??"

"she looks like she can suck the skin off a fried chicken" "YOU NEED TO HUSH UR MOUTH"

"what dates are november??" "...november?"

i'll update this last as more occurs

Parx_boys_are_life
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Sep 16, 2022 3:11 pm

“wait you’ve never ate a honeybun?”

“Y’all like if I was in her class I would tell her I’m on my period”

“Psstt hey, did you know Katie likes muscles”

This ones not from my class but my 4 year old cousin said “oh it’s just a human body” and I just died laughin

curehisheart
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Sep 16, 2022 2:41 pm

"what are those adults who wear the ears and the tails called?" (this was one of my art teachers trying to find the term for furries)

"why do lesbians always fight in the hallways" (I STILL DONT KNOW THE CONTEXT TO THIS)

CybrBoy
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Sep 16, 2022 2:08 pm

"hey can we makeout? im not gay tho" random guy in the boys lockeroom after everyone else had left and it was just me n the guy, the guy was also openly homophobic. He also said he wanted to do other things that are not safe for this website.