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@gaethoughtsheadfull: WE ARE BEST FRIENDS NOW

I HAVE A MOTAROLA TOO LMFAOOO i like ‘em tho tho the battery lasts mad long <3 im also guilty of sleeping in jeans n calling my hallucinations bestie or other nicknames

cant remember shit either

- i like teen titans go more than the original teen titans

- i can't speak Spanish very well, meanwhile it's literally my favorite class

- i kin every pink + stupid character in existence

im updating mine bc reading some of urs im a lot worse than i thought:
i take back the ur all safe, 99 percent of u are safe.

i AM, not was, AM an animal jam scammer

i sold foot pics for 700 quid once.

i lie. a lot.

worryingly sexual

men. i love men. i used to be a lesbain but omg gimme some sweet succulent male

i used to be SO entitiled

british. and proudly so.

i hate the frencnh. if ur french fuck you

in an argument? "kys"

ur mom enthusiast

i listen to some..questionable artists

if i didnt censor my thoughts on this site i would be cancelled SO quickly

i got blocked by someone cuz i like melanie martinez lmaooo

i hate babies and cats

i try and seem scary but im literally 4'11

im the one who writes my phone number in every possible public place

im a massive cunt

amazon music user

smoker

drinker x

i am a catfish.

here's mine!!

- had a snarky atheist phase at 12

- wears tshirts from target

- i like unsweetened green tea

- listens to podcasts

- has dyed hair and pRoNoUnS

- hates car dependency and zoning, will rant for hours about how high density walkable cities are a necessary step in the fight against climate change

- lived in california for four years

- i liked boba before it was cool

- used to kin luigi from super mario

- i hate astrology and i have to fight myself from telling people that my sign is Copernicus

- loves math and is what the cool people call a numberphile

- also i liked going to school and doing homework and i usually would be very bored during breaks or when teachers didnt assign anything

- im not scared of wasps and i have brought one into a building so it could warm up/scare middle schoolerss

- is probably going to get a satanic temple membership once i remember to

- ate tuna mac and cheese for lunch every single day during quarantine

- favorite food is cottage cheese

- i used to hiss at people!!

- i dont take criticism well and i have attachment issues

here we go

-doesn't like dogs

-hates babies

-used to unironically listen to mgk

-had a dsmp phase

-had a drarry phase

-had an "OMG BKDK" phase

-fights people, often

-had my boy-crazy phase when i was in elementary school

-only pair of shoes that aren't boots of some kind are crusty-ass black sneakers

-bites nails

-has gotten called emo by strangers 18.5 times

-thinks sans undertale is hot

-thinks bill cipher is hot

-thinks Gerard Way is hot (although this one is more of a green flag)

-dislikes chocolate

-favorite S3RL song is mtc

-and finally, hasn't actually watched invader zim all the way through