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@CoNN13Killz: oh shit

u need a doctor???

@CoNN13Killz: are u ok???

Used to have 12 cats at once bc they kept multiplying

had a cat named captain underpants (yes like the book) and our sister locked him in the bathroom and he pooped in the tub

andy used to make videos with xyr cat and trying to make him talk

andy was also looking under the bed for xyr monster high (howleen if you must know) when xe where younger and found a cat that wasnt xyr families and it had babies

thats all the ones we can recall lol -Onyx+Finn

my mom found sneakers and one of his brothers and their mom in a plastic bag on the side of the road covered in the remains of the rest of his siblings when he was less than 2 weeks old. he was covered in the most blood and his mom wouldnt nurse him so my mom bottle fed him. when he first opened his eyes, the first animal he saw was a dog and that was the main thing he hung out with so he pretty much thought he was a dog. hes been through a lot (falling off a tall ass shed, getting kicked by a horse and fighting a wolf to name a few) but he's 18 (old man) and i love him (he got the name sneakers cuz apparently when he was a kitten he tried to wear my moms shoes)

halibel (named after the espada from bleach) is a light calico and can only see gray shape blobs. she came from a feral cat colony. she's jumpy (which makes sense cuz she cant really see) and she's terrified of going outside. she likes to jump on my lap when im watching movies. i think shes 6 or 7

neliel (same name source as halibel) is the newest one. we found her in a tiny fenced in area in the back of our house when she was about a year old (this was during the summer). she's around 4 or 5 now. my mom, sister and i begged and begged at my dad until he agreed to let her come in (the really bad rainstorm that hit was probably the deciding factor honestly). on one of the first days that we knew of her existance, i was sitting on this hose that we had tied up between two trees and she jumped on my lap and just slept there for 2 hours. it was cute as f u c k

CAT #1. lucy. she’s a 17 yo tortoise shell calico. she’s super cute and old. she catches mice sometimes and she loves to lay in the sun in my room. she also meows loud as fuck a lot. she tends to meow in front of the water bowl before she drinks. she hates my cousin ngl

CAT #2. georgette. we call her keeks. she’s a 4 yo calico unknown mix. she’s fat and cute and likes to go outside. we take her on a harness and walk her around. she’s also very picky when it comes to food and treats. she escaped the house got stuck in a tree once (roughly 50-60 feet in the air lmao) and made it into my towns newspaper. my grandfather basically stole his friends pick up truck at 1 in the morning and drove almost 30 minutes from my dads house to my moms house but it didn’t reach her so another truck had to come and get her. it was the middle of january.

CAT #3. franklin. we call him frankie, frank, francine (don’t ask). he’s a 3 yo calico unknown mix (possibly tabby idk). he’s very long and has big ears. he plays fetch with his pompom even tho we never taught him how to. he likes to sit on the rug and i drag it around and he’s super confused every time. he also likes to attack feet. when i go to my moms house he gets super excited and follows me around. he’s a menace sometimes

georgette and franklin have the same mother, different fathers, she’s an indoor/outdoor cat. i think shes spade (neutered?) now

georgette and franklin also like to run around the house at 3 in the morning when im tryna read my wattpad smh (/j). it sounds like an elephant im the house. they also like to play fight