Tell me. Tell me about your cats.

itswhackadoodletime 3/11/2022 11:24 am 2049

if you don’t have a cat why are you here

Edit: this is literally the funniest funkin thread god I love your cat

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bingoSpingo
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May 11, 2022 8:41 pm

TW: caps, mild body horror, mention of drvg use, mention of 3pilepsy, deez nuts joke.

i have one cat named Bijou, she's 15 and has epilepsy, arthritis, and chronic back pain. my mom bought her for 50$ out of a baby pool in south houston. she likes going for walks, getting high on catnip, napping, eating, and scratching people's skin off. she scalps people with her teeth for fun. she's the best thing ever and is bonded to me like i am to dEEZ NUTS LOLOLOL

honkmiaou
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Mar 31, 2022 12:47 pm

i have a cat and her name is zoozy (named after z00zy_q from circus in the sky) !!!!!!!! shes a muted calico and about 2-3 years old. she knows how to climb ladders!!!!!! she is the smartest cat that i have.

bones_does_kandi
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Mar 30, 2022 6:19 pm

My cat Sebastian likes to climb on top of my bookshelf in my room and watch tv. He also sits up there and watches everything, the bookshelf is in a spot in my room where you can see the entire living room if you look out the door as well as the hallway. He's up there so often I put his favorite blankets up there.

If you put your finger just above his nose very lightly he makes a race car noise and when he is upset or wants something he screeches like a banshee

We have suspicions that he is a little fruity- we have never gotten him fixed and not once has he tried anything with any female cats, its always the dudes. Plus we ship him with my best friends male cat

also fun fact about why I named him Sebastian, he's a tuxedo cat and reminds me of Sebastian from Black Butler

this cat is literally my best friend istg, he has aaalll the tea. I find it funny that when I tell him things he meows back and nods and stuff. I love having little conversations with him

deadgaybees
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Mar 30, 2022 6:08 pm

OMG OKAY so i have one cat whos a fuckig bastard his name is dodge and he's an absolute menace he knows how to open the pantry and cabinets for food and will jump on the counter to ea t your food if you turn around for even the tiniest little bit of time and he once got inside the fridge. and then there's poppy she gets the zoomies so often its so funny she's knocked down chairs b4 because of her absolute speed she might as well be sonic and then there's digit she pisses herself

Stevie_Burton
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Mar 30, 2022 6:04 pm

mine is gonna be 13 in august and her name in ninjy (nin-jee) because she's a ninjy lol. she is black and white and has a little black spot on her tummy and she has a little black toe on all four (4) of her paws. she also has a milk mustache. she meows. CONSTANTLY. even at like 4am. but i love her for it hfhfhfjfhfjfhfhdh /pos :]

TotallyTurbo
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Mar 30, 2022 6:02 pm

So my therapy cat ran off Monday night and we can't find her, dude I have such bad luck with cats 4 of them have run from us, one died, and one was stolen like I'm just done with getting cats at this point

Zoxolotl
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Mar 30, 2022 1:05 pm

not my cat but my grandpa's wife's cat had to get shaved and he looks like a poodle now ( his name is packer! )

SpaceBee
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Mar 27, 2022 5:59 pm

my kitten Shadow decided to climb a tree today. he's dumb, and we all know it. he's a little rat (we call him rat bc he makes a squeaking sound when he jumps off stuff)

my older cat Herman is fat and fluffy. Herman isn't dumb. Herman likes to bring birds inside the house. he sneaks around underneath my bed sometimes.

i love them quite a lot

maverickzz
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Mar 27, 2022 5:39 pm

shes a big lady

Ace_StfuRN
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Mar 27, 2022 5:10 pm

So like- I have 4 cats

Link- the youngest, hes a grey/white/grey blue sorta cat with green eyes(No clue how to describe him), he just turned 1 in January and hes v playful and cuddly- also very very vocal- he meows 24/7 when ever he wants and likes to be chased. He also loves my string for kandi, and catches flys/bugs in the house if they get in and will shove his paws under a door. He loves sleeping on the fridge

Jibbles- 2nd youngest, hes a black cat with orange-ish eyes. hes around i think- 2? We got him in November of 2020, he jumped into my grandparents car from the street and they drove with him to us and gave him to us. He has had surgery on his stomach, but it was awhile ago so hes been healed for a bit. Hes not very playful and loves to sleep on my sisters old bed thats in our loft since we havent gotten rid of it- he also loves hangers..and going to my door and knocking(pawing at the door) and meowing to get in. sorta chonky, loves chin rubs

Mewn- 2nd oldest, almost 3- Grey tabby with orange eyes- He sleeps a lot, is v chonky and he loves to flip- like he'll flip on the floor if hes in a room witha door. He likes to sleep in sinks and follows people into the bathroom whenever hes able to- he meows not that often and hes chill, he chases my oldest cat and our dog- has a love hate relationship with me and also tummy rubs

BC- oldest, around 10-11, black cat with green eyes- Shes vv calm and loves to climb on people and hug them or be a parrot on your shoulder- She also will reach out to your arm or back to get head pats. she has pink lil paw beans and likes to sleep ontop of a shark thats a bed for cats to go into- but she just fold it. she meows quite a bit and also sometimes hates being picked up and hates other cats

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