school stories VERY INTERESTING NOT CLICKBAIT

utaautane 11/16/2021 04:59 am 1826

soooo school is crazy soo ima talk abt it, these are not in order im just doin whatever comes into my mind

CW: fights, drugs, nakey, alcohol (idk how to spell)

1. some kids got in a fight, ppl were punching and throwing eachother down at drop off

2. my bus brokedown yesterday and some ups truck offered to take us home (we didnt get on KISUHU)

3. they had to bring a dog in to sniff out drugs in the 6TH GRADE what 6th grader is bringing drugs to school

4. ppl bringing alcohol in there water bottle, idk who i just heard abt it

5. people hanging up photos of naked ppl in the changing rooms in the gym

6. weird ass things people write in the locker rooms/bathrooms

7. idk what else, share ur stories or comment on these storiesin replies

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Jun 22, 2022 3:37 pm

TW: Alcohol, revolutionary war, historical amputation

we were talking about a book set in the revolutionary war, there was a character who had to get his leg amputated. My classmate was like “so they got them drunk off their a$$ then went chop-chop” while making a scissors motion with his hand, never mind the fact that they actually used a bone saw.

Feb 12, 2023 3:28 pm

at a summer camp I went to I was literally just in the bathroom trying to do my business and some of “da boys” just banged on the bathroom door and screamed “EMOOO” like can I pee in peace w06

Feb 12, 2023 4:28 pm

I’m in private school rn so it’s a lot more boring most of the time

But one time someone in my grade pulled their pocket knife on some other guy on the bus and somehow didn’t get expelled (suspended tho) and another guy started randomly parkouring on desks when the teacher wasn’t looking

Actually pretty mundane compared to a lot of the stories in this thread th

Feb 12, 2023 4:33 pm
kao lol@_themultifandomloser: Noice! Except for the bullying that’s not very cash money of those mothertruckers

and if the pig Latin girls were being rude that sucks too

But everything else sounds awesome (also I can’t get rid of the lol kao smh/lh

Feb 12, 2023 4:36 pm

@Nat_DaSpaghet: OH RIGHT I FORGOT ABOUT THE FACT THAT IM CURRENTLY PRETENDING TO BE GAY FOR ONE OF MY FRIENDS TO ANNOY HER HOMOPHOBIC CLASS happy

Feb 12, 2023 6:40 pm

i go to a different school now but my old school has MANY stories

  • Our school bus had a substitute who tried to kidnap us
  • My old history teacher sent me to the counselors office multiple times for having “identity issues” because i am transgender
  • Bomb threat (instead of evacuating us we went on lockdown lolz)
  • Kid brought dsmp flag to school (derogatory)
  • In math class i had a transgender pin on my landyard and somebody said “is that the lesbian flag” and I felt silly so I said “no I’m not an *insert f slur* SO EVERBIDY THOUGHT I WAS STAIGHT FOR A WEEK :,)
Feb 13, 2023 4:06 am

this thread been ongoing since i was 14 goddamn

my school is still boring as hell nothing 2 report


Feb 13, 2023 1:41 pm

ok so uh disclaimer: i used to be like a really bad little child. judge me if you want to but i dont really do most of this shmit anymore so yeah.

Tw: dangerous activities, raz0rs, seggs,

  • In 6th grade my 7th grade friends and I brought matches and wd 40 to school. we only used the 40 to do a little flamethrower by the river (which one of my english teacher's teachers in training saw) and then we tried to use matches to light a tree up. IT DIDNT WORK AND NOBODY WAS INJURED! but, i managed to get someone else blamed for most of it so i only had to be in in school suspension for a week.
  • later that very same year: i had a razor blade in a book and my friend got a hold of it and cut a hole in the back of a bus seat that was about a foot and a half long
  • skip ahead to 8th grade, i was sitting on the bus and the bus driver was being an absolute a$s to a bunch of the kids in the back (they werent doing anything so idk what his problem was) so when i went to get off the bus i stood on the stair, turned and looked at him, and said "youre a sl*t laughing" before getting off calmly.
  • also in 8th grade (just a few days short of 3 years ago) i did the adult activties in the boys locker room with my boyfriend at the time and then we ran off into the mountains for like 6 hours. this was the day after a blizzard that dropped more than a foot of snow.
  • in 8th grade a little 6th grade girl told me "girls dont listen to heavy metal".... so turns out im not a girl lol (im trans masc)
  • earlier this year (11th) 2 people got busted for weed and they took the doors off the bathrooms cuz people wouldnt stop vaping

deepest apologies lol

Mar 25, 2023 4:16 pm

@squeee: this thread just comes alive every so often randomly idk

Mar 25, 2023 4:29 pm

tw// nsfw fights and rotten food? idk





a girl got pregnant (shes in 7th grade)

a kid wrote in a bathroom stall that they would shoot all the gay ppl

3 lockdowns last year

fights. fights. fights.

spoiled/rotten food/milk

some kid jizzed all over a friends of mines plushies (it was their comfort plush) and put deodorant all over it after THEY ADDED A FUCKING HOLE INTO THE PLUSH augh. makes me made when i think of it AND THEY WHERE 5TH GRADERS.

scary shit crying

SAVEEE MEEE scared