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my school stories hehehehhe

TW//h0m0ph01ia, su1c1de mentions, racism, toxic Christianity, s3xual th3mes, s3lf h4rm

1. I was in my Algebra 1 class(its the weirdest class of the day, only me and two other kids have it, the rest are sophomores we're 8th graders) and this girl comes up to me and goes, "Do you cut yourself?" and I go, "That's none of your business..." and then she just walks away, like she never said a thing-

2. Same class same girl comes up to me and goes, "I bet youre one of em' its. Is that why you wear dog collars?" I just laugh and continue working cuz i thought it was funny at first but then she doesnt leave so I go "Yeah, I use they/it pronouns." and then she goes, "Well, cool see ya later girl" Oh thank you so much Jayden.

3. Theres this guy that comes to our school every month from a Christianity camp. Yes, a christianity camp and talks about what they do there and then a short story from the bible, the first time he came we were talking about something and he's talking about girls and boys, so my friend Kami goes, "What about the its and theys?" and he deadass goes, "Ya'll arent its ya'll are she's and he's." and all the gay kids collectively gasp and ths man gets embarrassed and starts talking abt chicken.

4. Same guy comes again and is talking abt these two men, who formed a strong bond with eachother, he says exactly as follows, "They had a bond so strong, they would do anything for eacother, they would fight wars with eachother. It was almost like marriage. But they werent married, there both guys that's weird." and everyone just stares and a couple laugh. So the rest of the presentation, whenever he'd mention one of the men's father we'd go, "Ha, wish i had a dad."

5. There was this kid in my algebra class who used to say things like, "Hitler knew what he was doing" or "I'm gonna bring a AK-47 and shoot up the school" AND THE TEACHER WOULD DO NOTHING.

6. I was sitting with my friend Corey/Micheal Mell (dont ask, they are literally the embodiment of Micheal Mell from the Be More Chill Musical.) and this kid named SpEnCeR was like, "Are you two GaYyYy" and I just instictlively go, "Did you ask us if we're gay?" then give them a big ol' smooch.

1. my friend brought a sign he stole from walmart to school once and broke it. it was one of those sale signs with the logo n everything

2. same friend jumped over a nitro ball net n somehow managed to cut his side open and fracture his wrist

3. there are weekly arguments between my crush (who is a girl) and my guy friends over who has a bigger d*ck

4. when my choir teacher told us she was pregnant, my ex-friend whispered in my ear “i hope she miscarries”

5. when i was waiting to get picked up, some incredibly sexist boys walked up to me and said “prove to me that all girls are pretty” n i was like “no? f*ck you” and they got all worked up it was hilarious

6. when the devious licks thing was a trend, someone ripped a whole toilet off of the wall (gotta love middle school bathrooms) and they flooded the whole commons area and music hall with nasty sewer water

7. a video went around on snap of these two kids making out in the band locker room, n i had to go to the principal and tell her who showed it to me ajslksks

8. the “PoPuLaR” kids literally barked so much at people who didn’t dress like them that they had to make rules banning barking. so now my friends and i get meowed at 24/7

that’s all i can think of for now

//bunch of tws for SA, transphobia, alcohol

1. i was joking abt omegaverse and my science teacher came up behind and started talking abt it-

2. we had some elementary kids touring the school and they found three things of alcohol

3. a bunch of sixth-graders were caught smoking weed ( how do they even get weed??)

4. this one group of girls in this drama club i was in were basically harassing me they kept on making comments abt my chest n shit, one hugged me and then said i had huge tits

5 almost had this book i was reading taken away cuz it was true crime?

6. dated this one dude who ended up being an asshole and had to have someone break up with him for me, and then i had to have someone to tell him to leave me alone cuz he couldn't take a hint

7. I've been called emo bitch/ transgender bitch so many times i can't even count it

8. this one dude kept making weird sexual comments about me and my gf, he also tried to break us up and called me the t slur

1. way back in elementary we had a fake wedding and i brolught the rings, we got in trouble, and some girl tried to tattle on me but i got away with it

2. in my currenr school ppl make fun of me 4 my kandi n shit lmao x_x

3. i made like $70 at my old s chool cus i sold worms on strings

4. yesterday my friend accidentally played the opening to pompeii in her study hall

5. my school did a therapy dog event and we got to pet puppies in training!! they were so cute

6. i got to hold baby chicks in my science class

7. also in my computer class these two girls were talking about me in pig latin and didnt know i could understand them lol.

8. me and my friends found a dodge ball, n amed it chicharronito, and drew a south park face on it [my friend just fixed him cos her dog popped him]

ive got more but i cant remember rn

1. got made fun of for my sensory
2. i was joking with a kid and he called something the wrong name as a joke so i (obviously joking) went "i dont think thats right buddy" and then they quickly snapped and went "your mum was right in leaving you," and i cried (they knew i had mummy issues )
3. everytime i tried to talk these 3 girls would make fun of my yorkshire accent until i walked away (even when i went quiet they just kept going)
4. got called racist for telling a guy not to call me the t slur cause he was poc
5. had a guy say i would be a good stripper and kept trying to get with me after asking and paying me for rule 34 art, he also said i had a fat ass, big tits and kept throwing my stuff on the floor so id bend down when i was in a tight dress for a end of unit presentation
6. my "friend" wont stop barking at EVERYONE especially me