sound like your a school teacher

livvvyloaf 6/15/2021 07:58 am 2021

got inspired by one of the threads i saw on here and thought i should make one for teachers. ill go first!

(names and places in this text are not real and should not be taken seriously)

hey everyone! my name is mrs marybell and i cant wait to start teachin' these kiddos at rosewood academy some english work! i am a married women and proud mama of my 3 wonderful kiddos john,susan, and gertrude!

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Jun 15, 2021 10:03 am

ghostburkinnie stole our main teacher so heres my math teacher ig--

hello! im miss g, i spill my coffee almost every other morning so if you see a spill on the ground it was probably me-- nice to meet you! * insert heart and smile emojis here *

Jun 15, 2021 9:56 am

hey im Mr.R if ur cool come talk to me, um if not do whatever. try and learn some math but if you do well on the test thats all i care about just dont be annoying... *sips energy drink* (heavily heavily inspired by my math teacher /srs)

Jun 15, 2021 9:41 am

@Emo_Garbage: Mr. Williams, is the band still practicing in the auditorium or can I finally have my kids present their poems in there?

Jun 15, 2021 9:03 am

@fangs: (ooc) BAHAHHAHAHA IM FUCKING SCREAMING

Jun 15, 2021 9:00 am

hello I’m mr. Williams, I teach band and orchestra here, uh, i dont have a wife or kids but I have a beautiful parrot which is enough family 4 me, and yeah please do not put bugs in the lunch fridge ::shivers:

Jun 15, 2021 8:48 am

@ghostburkinnie: Mr. Schaw I swear to our dear lord if you freeze more bugs in the faculty lunch fridge I will do things I will regret. there is a perfectly fine fridge in your classroom. I know its smaller but I don't want any more bugs in my lunch thank you very much.

Jun 15, 2021 8:47 am

(im an spanish teacher in this setting)

well hello mrs marybell! my name is mrs clark and i am one of the lovely spanish teachers here at rosewood academy. i am married, no kids, just a cat happy . the children here are lovely but, watch out for anthony smith, he is a prankster!

Jun 15, 2021 8:39 am

(im acting like my science and ela teacher, Mr. Schaw !! big grin)

nice to meet you Marybell !! it's always nice to have a new face here, may I ask what are your pronouns? I wish to respect everyone. by the way,, happen to know where the freezer is? I got to freeze these bugs for the science projects the kids are doing.

Jun 15, 2021 8:35 am

(Freshmen English teacher and runs the debate team)

nice to have you, we hear at rosewood academy are always exited to have new teachers. I'm Thomas but the kids call me Mr. Maxwell. Nice to see new faces in the English department too, what grade do you teach? I'm with the Freshmen kids.