sound like your a school teacher

livvvyloaf 6/15/2021 07:58 am 1996

got inspired by one of the threads i saw on here and thought i should make one for teachers. ill go first!

(names and places in this text are not real and should not be taken seriously)

hey everyone! my name is mrs marybell and i cant wait to start teachin' these kiddos at rosewood academy some english work! i am a married women and proud mama of my 3 wonderful kiddos john,susan, and gertrude!

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Jun 15, 2021 6:36 pm

@Chewerz: @Emo_Garbage: @YourPersonalDemon: tHIS WHOLE CONVERSATION LMFAOSKSKSK IM CRYINGHELPBAHAHAHXD

Jun 15, 2021 6:11 pm

(i failed both those classes lol)

Jun 15, 2021 6:10 pm

this is just how the majority of the teachers at my school act lol

you are in 7th grade u should know better! Plus ur in MY HONORS CLASS, therefore u should be keeping up with work more because ur supposed to be SMART >sad

*casually choses to ignore that some kids rly struggle to adapt to online schooling or live in families were younger siblings are dumped on them* *also ignores that some kids have wifi problems*

What do u mean the edited pdf of the test I sent out didn't save?? YOU SHOULD KNOW HOW TO WORK GOOGLE CLASSROOM BY NOW. NO. THAT'S A LIE, GOOGLE CLASSROOM DID NOT DISCONNECT U. DON'T LIE TO ME. oH- nOw u wAnNa cRY?? STOP CRYING. UR IN 7TH GRADE U SHOULDN'T BE CRYING. I WILL NOT TOLERATE THIS ON MY ZOOM SESSION. *angry sigh* u know what?? I'm kicking u out of the zoom meeting. I don't have time for this, im giving u a zero on ur test.

(that was my impression of my pre alg teacher, yes that actually happened, this became some weird form of venting now i guess, this is my impression of my history teacher now lol-)

y'kNoW cLaSs- i rLy LoVe mY jOB hEr e

*assumes all of us want to be either a doctor or a lawyer or serve in the military and nothing else*

hEy. (insert the name of one of the many students in his class with social anxiety) wHy doN't u eVeR taLk? wHy cAn'T u cOnTriBuTe mOrE LiKe (insert the names of the few kids who talk a LOT) dOes? jUsT sPeAk iT's noT tHaT hArD

*also ignores that some kids struggled with school work/ school in general this year*

*assumes students just have bad habits and don't wanna do work*

THE HABITS U HAD THIS YEAR UR GONNA HAVE FOR THE REST OF US LIFE-

(istg if this b!tch tells me one more f*ck1ng time that i have bad habits and that "i'M wOrRiEd wHeN u gO tO hiGhsChOoL beCuZ U dOn'T dO tHe wOrk iN mY ClAsS" i am going to lose it becuz I'M SOMEBODY WHO STRUGGLES TO ADAPT TO RLY BIG CHANGES DUDE LIKE- I- PLS-)

Jun 15, 2021 2:57 pm

*sees kids drinking water* WEAT YOU MASK YUR MASKS D:

Jun 15, 2021 2:12 pm

I should like to think that a bunch of educated adults would act better then this but with experience analyzing literature nothing is ever the way you expect it to be. I think with final coming up we are all stressed but I need the auditorium, poetry presenting is my students final project.

Jun 15, 2021 12:34 pm

is the tired college art teacher who is 5 minutes late to class 9 times out of 10
it's "you're" not "your"
sips coffee with shaky hands, quietly holding it, before throwing it directly downwards, slamming it on the ground
anyways im supposed to be at the community college a mile that way. slutinations,
climbs out window and visibly struggles in the bushes before exiting

Jun 15, 2021 12:24 pm

yo yo yo its mr.r again

can yall pls stop. just get along and chill (/j)

the reason all my kids get As is bc i help them and dont put on the pressure try it sometimes (/nay)

*sips energy drink*

(A/n i would like to thank my math teacher for this wonderful character now named mr.r completely based off him)

Jun 15, 2021 12:19 pm

as a counselor i, mr. heshkel, feel it my job to direct you all away from each other. this behavior is immature and rude

Jun 15, 2021 11:22 am
Jun 15, 2021 11:19 am

@Emo_Garbage: You’re very immature Mr. Williams.