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for people good with insults, I need help (not to insult a real person) /lh

RaverKandi_PizzaPup 1/30/2023 06:52 am 828

So I play D&D and my character is a bard. I absolutely LOVE vicious mockery (which, if you don't know, is a spell in which people take damage when I insult them)

I need ideas for insults. PLEASE i'm BEGGING YOU if you have any fantasy themed (or just really good) insults, bestow them apon me.

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Trever_The_OutcastX3
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Jan 30, 2023 3:32 pm

I also play a bard, and I have used these before:

"Damn, I wouldn't want you to be my child, I probably drop you in the head for your looking a/s"

"What are you a moron? Oh wait! you have already proven that to me"

"so much for scary, what are you trying to be? A cute cat? "

"Maybe lose some weight fat a/s"

It really depends on who your using that move for, I mostly go for appearance, or if there a dumb creature I laugh at there stupidly

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xXToasted_TreasureXx
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Jan 30, 2023 10:59 am

"[insert gross/weird food] lookin ass"

so an example would be

"cheese curd lookin ass" or "stfu u quesodilla lookin ass"

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bunnyb0y39
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Jan 30, 2023 10:38 am

Here’s mine: “How is it that your body is 75% water, yet it’s still not enough to water your ego?”

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BurningCheese
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Jan 30, 2023 8:10 am

“your mother had you for tax benefits.” Is one of my fav

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