stupid things you believed as a kid?

SleepinqZzz 5/4/2022 02:39 pm 1267

i'll go first-

1. the teachers live at the school

2. the "horizontal tango" is just going under a blanket and kissing

3. this one's a bit weird but water bottles are haunted? i didn't know what evaporation was so i thought that there was a ghost that drunk a lil bit of my water every day-

idk what are some of urs?

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3DG
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May 4, 2022 6:57 pm

i thought as a little kid (like 6-10) that touching things like markers, detergent bottles, lotion would poison me and kill me and that only adults could touch them

vamp1re_v0m1t
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May 4, 2022 6:52 pm

only adults can see the stoplight directly above them and that was the one they followed, not the one across

bugz_doez_kandi
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May 4, 2022 6:18 pm

(tw for some *ahem* suggestive content)

i thought that people who lived in the 1900s only saw in black and white. i couldn't comprehend that they could actually see in color XD

i also thought that america was the only place in the world and there were no other countires. the world was just america

this was in 7th grade but i thought that "0rg@sm" was just organism pronounced incorrectly

TotallyTurbo
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May 4, 2022 6:17 pm

I used to think FNaF was real and the one gummy bear brand's mascot was Golden Freddy trying to get me

squeee
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May 4, 2022 6:03 pm

if i didnt wash chlorine out of my hair it would fall out

if you took the sleep (crust in the corner of your eye) out and planted it you could grow an eye tree (LMAO)

weird one: as a preschooler my dad told me that my teachers had said i had been bringing my trumpet to school (joke about farting??) in my report and i fucking believed it for years. i remember feeling so embarrassed about it. what the fuck.

BL00DP0P
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May 4, 2022 5:59 pm

that an old man would take me if I didn't follow my mom

13Killz
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May 4, 2022 5:54 pm

i thought girls had dicks also i thought that i could control wind with my mind [im still not 100% sure if thats true tho]

chaoticender
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May 4, 2022 5:41 pm

@scourge: oh hot dang thanks for letting me know lol

CybrBoy
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May 4, 2022 5:35 pm

i used to think a map was just like, half the world yk? like i genuinely was wondering when we were gunna learn about the other half of the world

schrodingers_cat
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May 4, 2022 5:27 pm

i used to think pepperoni was just very thinly sliced tomatoes for some reason?? even though i literally ate actual tomato slices? i only realized it wasnt when i was 8 or something lmao

edit: i just remembered another oNE- i dont know if this counts, but apparently one time during a 4th of july part i went around saying happy birthday to america because i was told it was america's birthday and i just automatically assumed america was a person. from what i was told, i was about 3 years old and i have no idea when somebody corrected mE-

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