idk pretend your a white suburban facebook mom or something

BuzzyBoy 6/11/2021 03:20 pm 10542

i'll start in the comments lol

my name is janice, im from texas, im head of the pta, i have 3 snot nosed kids, and a husband named david

edit: dont know how i forgot to add the kids names. anyways its bayliegh mckarty, dallas, and dylan.


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Jun 11, 2021 7:17 pm

@avathebisexualswag: omg hi karen!! how are your little mini karens LOL. my bayliegh mckarty would like to have a playdate with the youngsters one day. hope you and john are doing well too. god bless you and that nice family of yours

Jun 11, 2021 7:15 pm
@Cl0wn_Tree: oh dear. i think ¨bisexual¨ is some sort of cult. i highly recommend bringing him to the next bible study to get him blessed. god bless your family. i hope he gets better
Jun 11, 2021 7:13 pm

oh my gaaawwd hi janice its karen from the pta meetings. im the one with 4 spoiled kids and a husband named john

Jun 11, 2021 6:44 pm

oh my!! did anyone heat that laurie's kid charlie got hit by a bus?,,,, bust have been that darn vaccine. i told her it was a bad idea and she should have used my essential oils instead shm. still, god bless her and her family,.. hope lilttle charlie feels better soon

Jun 11, 2021 6:33 pm

@Cl0wn_Tree: oh of course honey! thats what friends are for,,, but worst comes to worst he'll never talk to you again but that'll never happen because i know what a mommas boy he is LOL

Jun 11, 2021 6:24 pm

@BuzzyBoy I will be joining the pta. Thank you for telling me, janice. I'll take him when I have the chance I don't want him to be one of those homos!

Jun 11, 2021 6:03 pm

@dr_swag_enby: oh whew! what a relief. you never know what groovy lettrs these kids are coming up with these days. bless you and your new hip bestie (i heard my son dylan call carol's boy joshua that)

Jun 11, 2021 6:00 pm

@BuzzyBoy: OMG NEVER, it means "rolling on the floor laughing" i heard Josh's friend say it, it's weird. But I have to stay hip (get it I just got my new hip) LOL

Jun 11, 2021 5:58 pm
@dr_swag_enby: LOL i remember the last time John burnt the hot dogs. scared my youngest bayleigh mckarty haha. btw, i really hope that F in "ROFL" means freaking. no swearing in this holy group!!! scared
Jun 11, 2021 5:56 pm

@Cl0wn_Tree: hi janet! will you be joing the neighbor hood watch or the pta? theres bible meets every tuesday,,, next meeting is at suzanne's (dont eat the brownies unless you want to gag LOL!) i really dont mean to worry you , janet you seem like a very holy lady, but i think those bicycles are actually homos. bring him to our church next sunday and my dear david and i will pray for him! god bless you and your family i really do wish you the best, but with the holy lord on our side we will swiftly beat these demons together...