idk pretend your a white suburban facebook mom or something

BuzzyBoy 6/11/2021 03:20 pm 10907

i'll start in the comments lol

my name is janice, im from texas, im head of the pta, i have 3 snot nosed kids, and a husband named david

edit: dont know how i forgot to add the kids names. anyways its bayliegh mckarty, dallas, and dylan.


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Jun 11, 2021 3:21 pm

hi suzanne! i kindly ask you to NOT bring your brownies to the next pta meeting. i dont care if theyre your mothers recipe theyre too dry.... god bless!

Jun 11, 2021 4:07 pm

today i saw some young kids in the grocery store with BLUE and GREEN hair > why would any mother let her child dye his or her hair at such a young age??? they must listen to the devils music. i would never let my children donnaleigh maryanne and nicholas john dye their hair, NEVER! my husband chris said self expression is good in youth but we're getting divorced so im glad his terrible influence wont be hanging over my babies anymore

(mines name is kathy ^^- i hope i emulated the kathy aesthetic)

Jun 11, 2021 4:17 pm

I can't believe Gracie brought her disgusting child to our bible study session today. I mean her child is a devil worshiper! She wears all of that dark clothing and her hair is even hot pink!! When i went over to her to ask her to leave (because her hideous clothing was terribly distracting), she asked me to use "they and them" pronouns for her. Pronouns don't even exist! I am so glad none of my sweet babies have anything to do with that.

(please read this with a southern accent its makes it so much funnier lol)

Jun 11, 2021 4:17 pm

@possibly_a_furby: god bless those kids kathy,,, i hope his or her parents knock some sense into them. will you be bring the brownies to the pta meeting? your brownies are MUCH better than suzanne's. my daughter baileigh mckarty would like to have a playdate with donnaleigh maryanne soon. i heard nicolas john is playing the baseball now. how exicting! they grow up so fast don't they.

Jun 11, 2021 4:20 pm

@earthworm: oh no!! we should have a talk with her mother,,,, nothing a little lord and prayer never helped

Jun 11, 2021 4:24 pm

@BuzzyBoy: God bless your kind heart. I will be having a little chat with her mother. I do hope she will be able to get rid of the demons in her daughters mind. Let the lord be with you, god bless.

Jun 11, 2021 4:26 pm

My name is Arleen and my husband Joel and I have four beautiful bundles of joy. I'm an active member of the pta and my local jog squad here in Virginia.

Jun 11, 2021 4:27 pm

@BuzzyBoy: oh of course i'll be bringing brownies! i wouldn't want you to suffer with suzanne's this week. but unfortunately i cant come to the pta meeting next week! my nick has practice and i just can't miss it! but yes donnaleigh thinks a playdate would be lovely happy would saturday be good for you?

Jun 11, 2021 4:27 pm

@earthworm: god bless you and your family too kathy. if it would be possible david and i would like to join this meetin,, i will make sure to bring my bible. my sons dylan and dallas showed me a video i belive its called a tictoc. the devils music and symbollism everywhere kathy it was truely frightening

Jun 11, 2021 4:28 pm
@Ryder05: oh helloe arlene! i was looking into your little jog squad... will you be joining the neighborhood watch?