Tell me. Tell me about your cats.

itswhackadoodletime 3/11/2022 11:24 am 2169

if you don’t have a cat why are you here

Edit: this is literally the funniest funkin thread god I love your cat

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Stevie_Burton
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Mar 30, 2022 6:04 pm

mine is gonna be 13 in august and her name in ninjy (nin-jee) because she's a ninjy lol. she is black and white and has a little black spot on her tummy and she has a little black toe on all four (4) of her paws. she also has a milk mustache. she meows. CONSTANTLY. even at like 4am. but i love her for it hfhfhfjfhfjfhfhdh /pos :]

deadgaybees
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Mar 30, 2022 6:08 pm

OMG OKAY so i have one cat whos a fuckig bastard his name is dodge and he's an absolute menace he knows how to open the pantry and cabinets for food and will jump on the counter to ea t your food if you turn around for even the tiniest little bit of time and he once got inside the fridge. and then there's poppy she gets the zoomies so often its so funny she's knocked down chairs b4 because of her absolute speed she might as well be sonic and then there's digit she pisses herself

bones_does_kandi
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Mar 30, 2022 6:19 pm

My cat Sebastian likes to climb on top of my bookshelf in my room and watch tv. He also sits up there and watches everything, the bookshelf is in a spot in my room where you can see the entire living room if you look out the door as well as the hallway. He's up there so often I put his favorite blankets up there.

If you put your finger just above his nose very lightly he makes a race car noise and when he is upset or wants something he screeches like a banshee

We have suspicions that he is a little fruity- we have never gotten him fixed and not once has he tried anything with any female cats, its always the dudes. Plus we ship him with my best friends male cat

also fun fact about why I named him Sebastian, he's a tuxedo cat and reminds me of Sebastian from Black Butler

this cat is literally my best friend istg, he has aaalll the tea. I find it funny that when I tell him things he meows back and nods and stuff. I love having little conversations with him

honkmiaou
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Mar 31, 2022 12:47 pm

i have a cat and her name is zoozy (named after z00zy_q from circus in the sky) !!!!!!!! shes a muted calico and about 2-3 years old. she knows how to climb ladders!!!!!! she is the smartest cat that i have.

bingoSpingo
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May 11, 2022 8:41 pm

TW: caps, mild body horror, mention of drvg use, mention of 3pilepsy, deez nuts joke.

i have one cat named Bijou, she's 15 and has epilepsy, arthritis, and chronic back pain. my mom bought her for 50$ out of a baby pool in south houston. she likes going for walks, getting high on catnip, napping, eating, and scratching people's skin off. she scalps people with her teeth for fun. she's the best thing ever and is bonded to me like i am to dEEZ NUTS LOLOLOL

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