Tell me. Tell me about your cats.

itswhackadoodletime 3/11/2022 11:24 am 2156

if you don’t have a cat why are you here

Edit: this is literally the funniest funkin thread god I love your cat

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Mar 27, 2022 4:09 pm

All My Cats Have Been Named As References To "Charlie And Lola". Beetle, Bug, And Butterfly Like Lola's Favorite Book And Lola Cause... Yk...


...Beetle Always Looks Kinda High....

Mar 27, 2022 4:21 pm

I have 3 hell bastards that i love. Buddy (Mr. Sir) is 16 and is the oldest. George (Georgie peorgie) is 5 i think? Jerry (chair) is 3. I got jerry for my birthday a few years back and he's so stupid his head is too small for his body and his eyes are so big i love him so much. Hes like if a cat kaomoji came to life. literally he looks like this: =^._.^= ∫

Mar 27, 2022 4:37 pm

I live with 4 hell spawn that force me to give them wet fish and clean their poop up

Oz. 6 months old, orange and white, has one eye. This little bastard bites my ankles and eats my ear bud cords like spaghetti. Besties with my best friend, makes me feel a bit insecure 7/10 cat 2/10 roommate. Great friend horrible cat to live with

Aarongoth. Who the hell knows how old, black, has a overbite. We are pretty tight, known each other since I was 10. Likes cuddles. A gorgeous boy. Really likes to drink out of the toilet and bathtub for some reason. 9/10 cat 7/10 housemate

Moose. Idk lol, calico, scared and chunky. Doesn't let me love on her. Standoffish. Pees on my stuff when stressed. Just let me love you! Also besties with my best friend. 6/10 cat 5/10 housemate. Keeps to herself, please stop peeing on my Digimon blankets

Flower. Immortal being, calico, icon. Looks like she has a mustache. Teases the dog. Feminist queen. She let's me cuddle her. Obsessed with my weighted blanket for some reason. 8/10 cat 8/10 housemate. Don't eat my beads please

They're bad roommates and not so great friends. I love themlove

Mar 27, 2022 4:46 pm

my family has five cats.

three of them live outside. lily was found on the side of the road and has asthma and is afraid of everything, bagheera is from a stray cat colony that my great grandma used to feed and loves food and screams all the time, and bo is a very old grandpa cat that showed up with the house.

one goes both inside and outside. his name's walla and he's an asshole. my mom got him through her work and he likes to bite people, always screams for food, and is constantly pushing our doors open and letting the dog escape.

then there's our solely indoor girl. mavis is the house princess and she deserves the title. she got abandoned by her momma cat and only has one eye. she always sleeps in my room and lays on my chest while i'm trying to do homework. she really helps calm me down when i have issues with anxiety and is literally laying at my legs as i'm typing this reply lmao.

i love all my kitties but all in all mavis is the one that likes me the most lol.

Mar 27, 2022 5:01 pm

my cat's name is tomasa there is a long story behind its name, but I couldn't explain it( weno si pero no en inglés, solo porque me da lata happy it's like immortal

Ctm ya no me da la cabeza para escribirlo en inglés, so I will do it in Spanish, even if nobody understands me (soy una persona horrible) weno no importa

La tipa es como inmortal tipo ya ha pasado por mucho, desde la mordida de un perro hasta quebrarse la pata haciendo quien sabe que, la wrong tiene más de 14 años por lo que ya la consideró inmortal

The poor tomasa once poured gasoline on her, she's completely fine, but now his hair is a mess

Tb tiene un color grisáceo con ojos verdes tipo eren, en mi casa se le conoce como “ponzoña” “pollo” y “gorda”

  • Ace_StfuRN
Mar 27, 2022 5:10 pm

So like- I have 4 cats


Link- the youngest, hes a grey/white/grey blue sorta cat with green eyes(No clue how to describe him), he just turned 1 in January and hes v playful and cuddly- also very very vocal- he meows 24/7 when ever he wants and likes to be chased. He also loves my string for kandi, and catches flys/bugs in the house if they get in and will shove his paws under a door. He loves sleeping on the fridgetongue

Jibbles- 2nd youngest, hes a black cat with orange-ish eyes. hes around i think- 2? We got him in November of 2020, he jumped into my grandparents car from the street and they drove with him to us and gave him to us. He has had surgery on his stomach, but it was awhile ago so hes been healed for a bit. Hes not very playful and loves to sleep on my sisters old bed thats in our loft since we havent gotten rid of it- he also loves hangers..and going to my door and knocking(pawing at the door) and meowing to get in. sorta chonky, loves chin rubsshocked

Mewn- 2nd oldest, almost 3- Grey tabby with orange eyes- He sleeps a lot, is v chonky and he loves to flip- like he'll flip on the floor if hes in a room witha door. He likes to sleep in sinks and follows people into the bathroom whenever hes able to- he meows not that often and hes chill, he chases my oldest cat and our dog- has a love hate relationship with me and also tummy rubs bedazled

BC- oldest, around 10-11, black cat with green eyes- Shes vv calm and loves to climb on people and hug them or be a parrot on your shoulder- She also will reach out to your arm or back to get head pats. she has pink lil paw beans and likes to sleep ontop of a shark thats a bed for cats to go into- but she just fold it. she meows quite a bit and also sometimes hates being picked up and hates other cats cool





Mar 27, 2022 5:39 pm

shes a big lady

Mar 27, 2022 5:59 pm

my kitten Shadow decided to climb a tree today. he's dumb, and we all know it. he's a little rat (we call him rat bc he makes a squeaking sound when he jumps off stuff) tongue

my older cat Herman is fat and fluffy. Herman isn't dumb. Herman likes to bring birds inside the house. he sneaks around underneath my bed sometimes.

i love them quite a lot love

Mar 30, 2022 1:05 pm

not my cat but my grandpa's wife's cat had to get shaved and he looks like a poodle now ( his name is packer! )

Mar 30, 2022 6:02 pm

So my therapy cat ran off Monday night and we can't find her, dude I have such bad luck with cats 4 of them have run from us, one died, and one was stolen like I'm just done with getting cats at this point nah