Tell me. Tell me about your cats.

itswhackadoodletime 3/11/2022 11:24 am 2151

if you don’t have a cat why are you here

Edit: this is literally the funniest funkin thread god I love your cat

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BL00DP0P
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Mar 14, 2022 10:10 am

i used to have a foster cat named Mimi! he was a black and white cat but when I had him he was a kitten!! I miss him a lot tho

Cheesy_Milk
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Mar 14, 2022 10:47 am

My cat's name is Buddy Marie Garfield Robin [Insert lastnames] jr

He's 7 years old and will beg for food but never eats it until 2 hours later, He has black eye crust, can't be near other cats, his teeth are rotting so he can't eat hard food, and he's orange with a white paws, white stomach and white at the end of his tail [ he is a danger to society/j]

itswhackadoodletime
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Mar 14, 2022 11:22 am

@Cheesy_Milk: I love Buddy Marie Garfield Robin

SnazZySa1amander
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Mar 18, 2022 11:39 am

My cat Aziraphale (A-Zee-ra-fail) is absolutely mental I swear- one time she was sitting on the armrest of a chair and I'm standing about a foot away and she J U M P S onto me to get my attention, she's v dumb but I love her, she loves to get on our backs or shoulders and just chill, and when she fails a jump or anything we call her "phale" aka fail, she also likes to stick her paws under the bathroom door and try to steal my clothes, she's a 10-month-old grey tabby kitten and a menace to society. (It's me I'm society)

And then my cat Willow who is 6, is also broken, he yells at me constantly for no reason, I'll look away for a second when eating cereal and he's stealing my milk, he loves trash, if I'm eating something with a wrapper he'll try to steal/attack it, he also loves being a parrot and standing on my shoulders/back, he looks grumpy all the time but he's the sweetest cat ever and follows me everywhere I go, if I sit down for a second he'll be coming to my lap to lay down, he is also a menace.

TotallyTurbo
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Mar 18, 2022 11:57 am

I had two but one died a month ago, his name was Tip and he was a brown tabby with white paws. I miss him. He was really sweet and liked to get all up in your business when you were cooking or if it was early in the morning. He died because he got attacked by something and his injuries were way to bad, he didn't end up making it.

Sorry for starting off really sad but here's about my other cats.

My other one is named Lilith or Lily and she's Siamese, she's only about 7 months old. She has a problem and will not use her litter box and likes to go under my desk or on my bed. She was my Christmas present last year and I love her a lot. I got her as a comfort animal to help with my mental health. My therapist actually recommended that to my parents.

I have another at my dad's names Harvey, she's one of those split faced cats and she's very pretty and Longhaired. Everytime I visit my dad she jumps up from her cat tower and follows me around until I sit down and she cuddles with me.

felixforsure
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Mar 18, 2022 12:29 pm

stinky. that's all you need to know, They are very stinky.

ilovemen
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Mar 18, 2022 3:27 pm

I have 2 kitties!! Both are boys but technically are ken dolls. One is a homosexual and the other is also homosexual. I have gay cats. Snow is a grey and white tabby. His pronouns are he/she! Onyx is a tuxedo cat! And his pronouns are he/vomits/on/the/floor (/j)! They are very cute! I love my boys!! I had a cat named Charlotte and a cat named Midnight! They both were strays who ran away. Charlotte was a grey and white cat and Midnight was an all black cat.

bl00dy_b4nd41dzz
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Mar 18, 2022 4:26 pm

i have 1 cat rn , his name is cookie and i think hes gay lol, he even has a rainbow costume. hes also partially leash trained and has been in multiple productions from my drama class last year (it was online but still). i used to hav another cat named pumpkin but he got stolen by sum ppl down the street but i didnt legally own him or anythin so we couldnt do anything abt it.

R3LAXR0NAN
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Mar 18, 2022 4:45 pm

my cat. she is so old. she is this little old lady and she just either sits around or comes up to you and starts fucking screaming at you to pet her and she just. doesn’t stop until you do. i love her sm

her name is monster too btw lmaoo

vamp1re_v0m1t
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Mar 18, 2022 5:50 pm

hes super dumb and still has his ballz so hes always trying to go out and get b*tches. sometimes he climbs the curtains and meows like a maniac. he also likes to bite my dogs head i believe as an attempt to overthrow her position as queen, but he could never, my dog would never bite back. she always keeps her cool. he loves to go in the garage and meow like a maniac in there until his voice gets hoarse and he sounds like he smoked 4 packs, runs around the house and does the cat brrrr thing while running. also i wanted to name him lampshade but everyone said no so i went with pumpkin

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