Tell me. Tell me about your cats.

itswhackadoodletime 3/11/2022 11:24 am 2172

if you don’t have a cat why are you here

Edit: this is literally the funniest funkin thread god I love your cat

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CoNN13Killz
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Mar 14, 2022 7:05 am

my cat likes to shit on me when i pick her up she also bit my ball sack once and would not let go

crazycookiemp3
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Mar 14, 2022 7:17 am

@CoNN13Killz: are u ok???

CoNN13Killz
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Mar 14, 2022 7:19 am

@Idiotic_Elliot: no i have a FICKIN SCAR!

crazycookiemp3
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Mar 14, 2022 7:29 am

@CoNN13Killz: oh shit

u need a doctor???

garrett
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Mar 14, 2022 7:30 am

i have two, tabitha, and her son skittles. they like to pull the vents up out of our floor. also sometimes we wake up with them standing over us. also they run so loud up the stairs that they sound like humans. and they like to get really close to the walls and walk as they leave a trail of vomit. also once, skittles ate an amoxicillin pill and we didnt know until he yelled very loud and projectile crapped all over the carpet. also tabitha eats wasps and leaves their bodies at our doors.

CoNN13Killz
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Mar 14, 2022 7:33 am

@Idiotic_Elliot: i went 2 the doctor it was like a year ago and i was fine i was wearing jeans

D3B
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Mar 14, 2022 8:23 am

her name is miffy and she's like a calico i think

she doesn't like the sound of coffee makers but she does really like feet

also when we brought her home she pooped on me

crazycookiemp3
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Mar 14, 2022 8:50 am

@CoNN13Killz: oh thats good ig

Cavity_
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Mar 14, 2022 9:42 am

Alright!

I have 4 technically 5 butttttt- yeahhh

Bartie! Bully but can be vry loving. Has seperation anxiety- twinning lol

Alfie! 25 pound cat I can't I love him sm. He's cute and always wants to go outside lmao

Butters! idk why but he is my fav

Jordie!!!!!! an absolute sweetheart but he pee's everywhere- also he's blind so he is always scared but- i love him. he is so precious!

BLACK STAR omg help he is 100% feral so he is our outside cat. he comes around so he can get food

and yes i named him after a warriors character. get on my level

glitterandkittens
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Mar 14, 2022 9:47 am

I have 11 cats. Half of them being kittens. I call all the kittens lil rAts (yes i say it like that)

All the kittens are (for some reason) named after Euphoria characters

Ashtray runs like a rabbit and Rue climbs up my leg. The rest are paranoid. And they all sleep in laundry baskets. Ashtray also (when its empty) sits in my dog's water bowl

Pachino (is an adult) and is a total ball of chaos. She does like parcore all over the house.

Akon is an old man and a brat at the same time. My stepmom gives him canned cat food and when he doesn't get it for a while he throws a fit and bites ankles.

Charlie (is an adult) is so sweet she is a little baby

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