Contacts suck (a lot of cursing. And naruto spoilers if u care)

Tobi_kun 11/25/2021 10:36 pm 1206

I'm getting into fem sasuke cosplay and shit. I dont want to put the fucking contacts in. Those like bitchholes suck asscheeks man. I hate contacts and they can burn in hell with my dad. Fuck you sasuke for having the rinnegan. F u c k y o u. And fuck my shaky little caffeinated white boy hands too.

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JJustJoshingYa
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Nov 26, 2021 8:59 pm

@Tobi_kun: canon ships are cool but sakusasu like you said feels really forced and sakura and sasuke are so distant!! I always felt like sasuke was/is gay and he only got with sakura cause 1.) Uchiha clan or something or 2.) To fit more into society, or get her to stop pestering him. I like sasuke better with literally anyone else cause sakura and him do not work well !! And a lot of fanon ships are nice like narusasu and stuff like sakura + ino just work and are so fricken djsjd good.

Tobi_kun
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Nov 26, 2021 9:22 pm

@JJustJoshingYa: sakuino is adorable sjjdjsjd. I was scrolling thru tumblr and I came across a rarepiar i officially LOVE. Introducing tenten x hinata!! Also I for some random reason actually like sasukarin. Idk maybe its cuz he actually showed he cared for her...some but idk I'm just a sad lil multishipper. Also I agree Sasuke always gave me twink vibes jfjdjd. I'm proud to say that my intro to sasuke was his stripper phase. Why did he dress like a trans man who just just had top surgery jsjjsjs:sob: *I can say this,I'm a trans man who plans on dressing like that after top surgery*

JJustJoshingYa
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Nov 26, 2021 10:13 pm

@Tobi_kun: TENTEN AND HINATA WOULD BE SO CUTE! I'm also a huge multi shipper so im all for so many ships. I think Sasuke showed more care for Karin then Sakura and it's just like bro if you're gonna marry someone make it someone you actually had a good connection with!!! Sasuke always has the coolest outfits too (im not a fan of his boruto design though but his other outfits are just amazing) ! I here people theorize as well that sarada is actually Karin and sasukes daughter cause Sarada has no resemblance to sakura at all which i find sort of interesting!!

Tobi_kun
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Nov 26, 2021 10:32 pm

@JJustJoshingYa: ah yes,a man of culture I see. I think naruto SD is just that gay spinoff we all needed. Like we have maid naruto,Sasuke in a bikini,crossdressing neji,Sasuke and naruto getting married,tenten being the lesbian queen she is. Plus Team Gai gets their own show which I LOVE for them. Team Gai has always been my fav team. Also ur sarada = sasukarin daughter is cannon confirmed by me who stole naruto from kishimoto<3 be expecting gays soon. Also remember how Kishimoto wanted Narusasu to be cannon but editors said no? I like to think he writes Narusasu fics that were supposed to be cannon and when we read em were like "dam I wish this was cannon" well they are. They are cannon. Also I. Love how sasuke went from dressing in like barely anything or always having his shirt unzipped to wearing a long sleeved shirt,a vest,long ass pants and knee high shoes plus a cloak ksjdbdn

JJustJoshingYa
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Nov 27, 2021 6:18 am

@Tobi_kun: naruto sd is so cool and i also love team gai they're one of my favorites too!! They're all just such loveable characters. And its so queer too... I remember orochimaru was trying to lure rock Lee into something and rock lee thought orochimaru was asking him out and he said something like "sorry i already like someone else" he didn't say "sorry i dont date men" so... And if Kishimoto writes narusasu fics i wouldn't be surprised at all cause it feels like something that would actually happen... Also unrelated but i feel like in the beginning of Naruto they didn't know how to write female characters cause almost all their character revolved around men / their love interests like hinatas is based around how she likes naruto, ino and sakura fighting for sasuke, and etc

Tobi_kun
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Nov 27, 2021 10:24 am

@JJustJoshingYa: fr like tenten and temari were the only one's whose personality didnt revolve around men. Even temari in the beginning said she liked sasuke nzjdjeje. Sasgay got them bitches on his dick ig . Also I feel like Kishimoto had terrible male figures in his life. Like all the dads are either terrible people (Rasa,Fugaku,Hiashi),Dead(Minato,Hizashi,Asuma) or a work of fucking god (Sakumo,Inoichi,Shikaku) and dont even get me started on the older brothers of the story. We have Neji who was well,not known for having the kindest of words in part one and then dies in shippuden. We have Itachi and we all know what happened to him . #kishimotohasdaddyissues. Also Lee is pansexual confirmed by me

JJustJoshingYa
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Nov 27, 2021 2:29 pm

@Tobi_kun: YES THE OLDER FATHER/BROTHER FIGURES ARE JUST,,, they're so terrible most of the time its like.. You good Kishimoto? Imagine he started naruto cause of daddy issues and was like "alright ima make everyone else have bad fathers " pan Lee is canon as fuck too theres no other answer