pretend ur a middle age karen mom or something

catnoirmybeloved 4/12/2022 05:00 pm 21574

my kids, james samuel (15) and sarah-may leigh (16), are always talking about tick-tack and air-phones

i have no idea what they’re talking about!

does anybody else have these problems?

bringing them to the next bible study for some jesus! #WAP #ILOVEJESUS

XOXO Shaeryn-Karen Smith-Brown

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  • bugz_doez_kandi
Apr 13, 2022 1:21 pm

anybody wanna meet up at my house after church this sunday?? we can make casserole and watch christian tv #wap #girlboss #livelaughlove #jesus #god

  • Cavity_
Apr 13, 2022 1:29 pm

@milkiimoony: omg love the last name

  • Cavity_
Apr 13, 2022 1:32 pm

@bugz_doez_kandi: We're all meeting up at my place this weekend already. But next weekend is great!! I'll bring tmy famous peach tea!! (which I'll be serving at our meetup) xx - Charlotte Ann Mcbath

- (Etsuko (He/It/Scissors/Tooth))

Apr 13, 2022 1:58 pm

@Cavity_: @bugz_doez_kandi: and I'll bring my prize winning peach cobbler to go along with!

First place winner 6 years running and undefeated at the Roselily County Fair!

2nd place went to Mrs. Jennings the preacher's wife!

Apr 13, 2022 1:58 pm

@bugz_doez_kandi: of course! i'll bring over some fresh kale and oranges so you too can protect yourself against those harmful 5g waves. cry what is your favorite christian tv show? mine is 'Marrying under Jesus.' Those church marriages make me wish i could re-divorce my husband! laugh yes, if you didn't know, me and Kyle Lyle Mark David Eli McDonald-McCormick have divorced twice and we remarried for the third time just last week! best hubby ever, if you see this i love you my little kylie-lylie love xoxo

- Crystala Metha Neighlie-McDonald-McCormick

Apr 13, 2022 2:15 pm

@3DS: don't forget about me, dearie! I'm coming over too! I may need some of that special smoothie!

Apr 13, 2022 3:53 pm

@catnoirmybeloved: Ofcourse !, dont forget the "adult grape juice" for our daily church book club meeting *wink wink*

Apr 13, 2022 5:31 pm

I'm bringing the chocolate moose maker and fondue fountain!

I still can't believe I forgot it last time!

By the way...the next meeting is at my house at 3:00 sharp! Don't be late Ladies! We're reviewing last months pick "The Wonderful Wizard of Oz"!

I hope you Ladies enjoyed it!

I certainty did!

-Stacey Elizabeth-Mae Maroj

Apr 13, 2022 5:46 pm

when I’m outside watching my steaks grill my wife always comes outside and complains about my clothes on the floor and how she will take the kids in the divorce and now I have to sleep outside in the cold on the porch until next month pray for me please #crazywives #sendhelp #doghouse #bestgrill #Johndeere #propaneforlife #Ilovemywife

Apr 13, 2022 5:48 pm

@Soggy_Chicken_Nuggie: unfortunately, i will not be praying for you #yourwifeisright