Funky Little Quotes

Booobs 5/20/2021 03:24 pm 1050

"DON'T PUT THE TAMPON IN MY CAKE!?!?!?!"- My friend

"S3xy green pepper"- My three year old brother

"Istg don't be gay in bed bath and beyond"-Me

"Hypothetically if we cut his d!ck off-"- Other friend

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May 22, 2021 7:20 pm

“skadiddle skadoodle your dick is a noodle” - my uncle

“i’m gonna shit my pants” - me

May 20, 2021 8:26 pm

ahem,

"DO NOT, I REPEAT, DO NOT FUCK A WORM"

"dead roses in my hairy armpits"

"candice nutz fit in yo mouth"/j shshshhhshshs

May 20, 2021 8:07 pm

"Yes I'm quitting ASMR I now exclusively play Roblox"

"I'LL PISS ON WHOEVER I WANT"

"airranna grunde"

"Squidward x Kyler"

"I think I'm about to get a vibe check from God, hold up-"

-all quotes from my chaotic discord server LMAOO

May 20, 2021 7:03 pm

Im hoe alone - typo from a gc

litty as a tittie - one of my bi friends

im as straight as a half circle - same bi friend

May 20, 2021 6:48 pm

@avatheswag: i found mine on discord lmao

May 20, 2021 6:45 pm

WHERE ARE YALL FINDING THESE FUNNY PEOPLE. MY FRIENDS ARE DRY

May 20, 2021 6:31 pm

@ghostburkinnie: gay jump rope

May 20, 2021 6:29 pm

" i wonder what gay sex feels like " - my straight friend

" the jump rope is gay " - me

May 20, 2021 6:10 pm

"can you just not sh*t your pants for five minutes"- my friend

"i swear if you kiss my poster one more time ill roll it up and shove it down your throat"- me

"SAILOR MOON EATING DIRT DO DOO DO DOOOOO *singing*"- my friend

"i want that scrawny kid from steven universe to punch me in the face- isnt his name like peepee or whatever"- my friend

May 20, 2021 4:19 pm

"well the badger buggie is the superior name!!" - me angrily while playing ace attorney with my friend

"YOU JUST FRIED A 10 YEAR OLD" - also me, but zero escape

"just look at her. war criminal." - pretty much my entire family to my doG-