P A I N- a very dumb short story (NOT SERIOUS)

InkclawXwX 4/10/2024 05:49 am 169

Once apon a time, there was a demon named Inkclaw. She was a very tired demon,very tired indeed, but instead of going to sleep due to the fact it was fucking 11:10 pm, she made the horrible mistake of scrolling around on pinterest for no real reason. She scrolled... and scrolled...and scrolled until something caught her tired eye. Something so precious and adorable, yet so dumb looking that she made a small squeak in excitement and awe.
behold

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The demon stared with big glittery anime like eyes while analyzing the little guy. Her heart was deadset on finding where he came from. So after a lot of reverse image searches and 20 minutes of her life later, she finally found where he came from. A little store that was hidden away in the deep pockets of the internet. She had a grin on her face aw she clicked on the link to see if she could claim her prize. Nothing could stop this demon

But alas...she was too late!!! It was all sold out, not a single one for poor ol inkclaw. All of that work and searching for nothing. The grin on her face was immediately replaced with a face of despair and sadness. She turned off her phone and rolled over, absolutely destroyed by her unfortunate find on pinterest

See kids, dont be like Inkclaw.
Dont scroll around on pinterest until your eyes feel like they are gonna bleed because you are gonna find something that you always wanted, only to see that it is no longer available :, >

yeah, this actually happened last night DX
I was gonna draw a few pics to go with this but I dont have that kind of time, so you gotta use your imagination513b55c740178_kao_sick.gif

EDIT: OH MY GOD OH MY GOD

THATS EPIC BAD LUCK AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHGGGGGGG
*dies of sawtism*

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Apr 11, 2024 7:17 am

@InkclawXwX: hi mom

Apr 11, 2024 6:51 am

@InkclawXwX: I nearly cried I'm not even kidding THERE ARE GHOST ONES. I NEED THEM.

Apr 10, 2024 11:15 am

@Matthewpatthewtherat: jesus christ dont even get me started on that w06

Apr 10, 2024 11:06 am

hah imagine- (not me doing the same thing and seeing a price Funko pop)

Apr 10, 2024 8:47 am

@InkclawXwX: thx mom

Apr 10, 2024 8:47 am

@luna_the_light_fury: oh, well im lady demon
by proxy, a mom demonw30

Apr 10, 2024 8:46 am
Apr 10, 2024 8:45 am

@luna_the_light_fury: are asking about calling me dad?

Apr 10, 2024 8:44 am

@InkclawXwX: how can i call you dad

Apr 10, 2024 8:34 am