quote book train? lol why not

xXNo_One_Cares_BearXx 3/15/2024 04:58 am 194

friend: "he wants to kiss me!" me: "want sum practice pookie?~"

friend: 'I'm going to be professor plume!" me: "isn't he the green one?" friend: "HES PURPLE LIKE A PLUME!?"

"are you positive?" "more positive then a pregnant lady!"

"if u want me to do this, u'll have to suck my right n*t-sack!"

"I've never flown before" friend: "KACHOWWWWWWWW"

Cousin: *walks in my room*"HI POOKIE KINS!!!" friend on my phone "WTF?!"

"im going to my dads" "I can be ur daddy"

"who TF names their bunny CHERYL?!"

"Why are we just moaning at each other?" (me and bff on the phone)

"bread" *moans*

"do u think Garfunkel is into bd*m?!"

my aunt : "THE DINOSAUR POSTER IS A SEWING PATTERN?!"

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xXNo_One_Cares_BearXx
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Mar 17, 2024 9:14 am

@pinballwzrd: LMAOOOOOOOOOOO

xXNo_One_Cares_BearXx
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Mar 17, 2024 9:14 am

@Digipxel: oop-

pinballwzrd
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Mar 15, 2024 7:32 pm

quotes from school and band practices

"no. go back in the autism corner." - bandmate

"and if i called him pleasantly plump it would be propaganda" - english teacher

"that's totally his gayest play" - english teacher

"waitwaitwait- THEY'RE GOING EXTINCT???" - math teacher

"what if we made the skibidi song metal" - bandmate

belleoftheballnchainz
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Mar 15, 2024 7:29 pm

"gonna light up a stick of butter" "don't question my spores" "do you need to take your head off?" "yeah :["

Xo_Ghost_oX
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Mar 15, 2024 6:18 pm

@Mama_WeAllGo2Hell: it sucks to be ginger in this situation lol (me fr)

Digipxel
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Mar 15, 2024 3:34 pm

"troy the tr^nny will rammy in your assy " -my friend in the g.c last weekend

Mama_WeAllGo2Hell
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Mar 15, 2024 8:16 am

"guys sunday is national ginger day we have to torture the gingers more than ever before and we're gonna assasinate ed sheeran" - me just now

Phosfate
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Mar 15, 2024 8:14 am

Rachael: Okay, but what are Ides?

Me: Let me look. [Googles] Okay, it says the Romans didn't number calendar days, I guess because all those letters wouldn't fit in the squares, and they just kinda broke up months into sections with names. So it's, like, the Lunchtime of March.

Xo_Ghost_oX
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Mar 15, 2024 7:07 am

These are quotes from the group chat lol (me=me, N= one of my friends, A=another one of my friends, B= another friend)

Me: *puts a picture of Anakin Skywalker* N: SMASH

Me: *talking about Anakin* THIS MAN IS TAKING OVER MY LIFE

*after sending pictures of medevil cat paintings* N: Oh thanks i hate it A: *Sobs* stop. These are not cats. You're lying. All lies. Me: The last one is holding a rat

Me: I have such a bad headache guys- N: That sucks Me: Ik- A:Mushrooms is the reason for everything Me: That’s real. EVIL MUSHROOMS A: Whoa. I see the world in a new way now.

N: My foot hurts but we've established that

B: Anakin doesn’t like sand Me: BUT ANAKIN IN ATTACK OF THE CLONES IS SO- YK- *malfunctions*

Me: I wish I had Skittles rn--

A: BUT HE’S EVIL. Me: NOT IN ATTACK OF THE CLONES A: BUT…okay.

B: *CRAWLS ONTO WALL AND HISSES THEN DISAPPEARS INTO A HOLE IN THE WALL* N: CALL THE EXTERMINATOR A: *Stands there and starts to laugh on the ground* N: *dialing frantically* THERE ARE HUMANS IN MY WALLS HELP. GET THE HUMANS OUT OF MY WALLS PLEASE ILL PAY ANYTHING. B: I AM EVERYWHERE AND YET NO WHERE I AM THE TERROR THAT FLAPS IN THE NIGHT I AM THE THE FINGER NAIL THAT SCRAPS THE BLACKBOARD OF YOUR SOUL I AM DARK WING DUCK! A:JUST GET ON WITH IT!!!!! N: *screaming* B: *COMES OUT OF THE WALL AT A’S HOUSE AND EATS ALL OF THE FOOD IN HER HOUSE* A: Oh. Hi ASH.

N: N is for NOT STRAIGHT-

Me: bzz bzz????

oblivx0us
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Mar 15, 2024 6:35 am

me and my friends have our funniest quotes in a little note thing so we have stuff like

'im so goth grandma emo orphan core'

Friend 1: IM PREGNANT !!! Friend 2: is It a boy or a girl?? Friend 1 : its a JoJo Siwa :3

' ok I get that you're mad but there's no reason to be angry'

' I like talking like a pirate so I can ask people if they've got booty. I asked my teacher and I got suspended for 2 days'

' don't make fun of my transformer body pillows!!! its not my fault the metals hot!!!'

' can we sautee ( friends name) they told me I cant drink the lighter fluid '

' ITS GAY S** THURSDAY GUYS , NOW BEND OVER'

'when she :3 on my :3 so I, eat her family '

quote book train? lol why not

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