tell me random pickup lines you know /p

Mama_WeAllGo2Hell 10/27/2023 06:23 pm 768

hey pookie on a scale of one to america how free are you? cus ive got plans tonight ;]

are you a c major scale? cus u look all natural to me 62641f17c6ddc_awesometiny1.gif (music nerdness intensifies)

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Oct 31, 2023 8:53 am

hey girl, you wanna smash? ill be luigi winking

hey girl, is your name lighting? cause youre mcqueen winking

i think the police will be stopping at your house soon. because if being sexy was a crime, you'd be under arrest winking

Oct 31, 2023 4:25 am

hey are you a woman because...because...w o m e n shock

Oct 30, 2023 6:58 pm

are you the stone statue from the one episode of chnt? cuz i'd worship you any time bbg (accompanied by me screaming "RIZZ")

hey girl, you trying to put your body to the test with mine?

THATS ALL I GOT RN

Oct 30, 2023 5:51 pm

Pjsk One of my friends frequently tells me /p

"Are you Rui? Beacuse you are KING."

Oct 30, 2023 4:17 pm

hey girl/boy/whatever term are you a construction worker because you are building *thumbs up emoji*/ref

Oct 30, 2023 3:38 pm

are you a rail, cuz I wanna rail u

Oct 30, 2023 12:49 pm

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Oct 30, 2023 12:22 pm

This one's dark buutt....Are you a noose, cuz I'd love to hang? mariocar

Oct 30, 2023 11:21 am

I know one that isn't like a good nice one.

do people without hands wear gloves? "no" so why do you wear a bra?awesome1awesome1awesome1

Oct 30, 2023 10:25 am

@sagepawzzz: im litersllu so funn yi have aall the rizz in thew world ever