>be me, yesterday
>get my new pair of platform boots from amazon (they were basically knockoff Swing-815s)
>ive been waiting 2-3 weeks for these
>imsohappy.wav
>walk around in them
>feel tall and powerful
>ffw 5-10 minutes
>eating dinner
>after dinner get up and walk around
>mom notices one of the belts is "unbuckled"
>turns out (poor quality) stitching broke on the side and now we have to return them
>mom says I probably shouldn't buy a new pair bc my feet are probably still growing
>tfw your tall swag will be gone and you can't buy another pair
im literally so bummed and seething rn