What's your favorite copypasta?

cyber_wrld 4/30/2023 06:35 pm 579

I was watching Alpharads 'copypasta theater' video and fell down a rabbit hole. let the memes thrive.

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cyber_wrld
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May 1, 2023 12:17 pm

@elololololololo: best reply hands down.

xX_UnWorthy_Xx
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May 1, 2023 9:15 am

My name is Yoshikage Kira. I'm 33 years old. My house is in the northeast section of Morioh, where all the villas are, and I am not married. I work as an employee for the Kame Yu department stores, and I get home every day by 8 PM at the latest. I don't smoke, but I occasionally drink. I'm in bed by 11 PM, and make sure I get eight hours of sleep, no matter what. After having a glass of warm milk and doing about twenty minutes of stretches before going to bed, I usually have no problems sleeping until morning. Just like a baby, I wake up without any fatigue or stress in the morning. I was told there were no issues at my last check-up. I'm trying to explain that I'm a person who wishes to live a very quiet life. I take care not to trouble myself with any enemies, like winning and losing, that would cause me to lose sleep at night. That is how I deal with society, and I know that is what brings me happiness. Although, if I were to fight I wouldn't lose to anyone.

r0tting_z0mbie
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May 1, 2023 6:36 am

My name is Craig Tucker. Last week was my birthday. My grandma gave me a check for $100. I was sooo happy. But then, four kids from school came to my house and said I should use my $100 to invest in becoming a Peruvian flute band. They promised I would double my money in one afternoon, but the government arrested us along with all the other Peruvian flute bands and took us to an intern camp in Miami. We begged to go home, but instead, the government told us they were sending us to Peru. And so, that is why I am now in Peru. If I die, let it be known that it is because four guys I don't even like from school lied to me and took my birthday money.

traves
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May 1, 2023 6:31 am

webkin milk one

lupinsdiscordkittenz
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May 1, 2023 6:27 am

the can we honestly e date and equal rights equal fights

Sleepy_Loss
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May 1, 2023 6:17 am

@Cheesy_Milk: cw: cursing and dark humor

the equal rights equal fights copypasta:

I (15M) was walking from school to home today and a girl (15F) kicked my leg. So yeah I was walking to home today and that bitchass girl kicked my leg. It didn't hurt too much it was more like a fly landing on me as my super muscly body protected me. But anyway, as a person that believes in gender equality I punched her a lot harder with my super muscly manly man fists and knocked her out, kidnapped her to my school's chemistry lab at night, then with my super smart brain I composed HCl (hydrochloric acid for those uneducated inferior peeps) with my super chemistry knowledge. I then dipped her in my glorious acid just like any gender equality believing sigma male would. Equal rights equal fights my dear superior reddit using sigma male friends.

Cheesy_Milk
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May 1, 2023 5:50 am

@Sleepy_Loss: what one is that?

Sleepy_Loss
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May 1, 2023 4:11 am

the equal rights equal fights one gets me

GasolineMilkshake
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Apr 30, 2023 9:12 pm

Would the "Can we honestly e-date?" thing count lol... cuz if so that one is so funny to me I send it to my friends so much

Cheesy_Milk
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Apr 30, 2023 8:34 pm

Hello this is Neil Cicierega aka Lemon Demon I'm on my side account because I got locked out of my main account. Can you please give me your credit card information so I can buy a new microphone and continue making music.

What's your favorite copypasta?

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