old storytime thread

bunston 1/6/2023 03:30 am 412

THREAD RULES:
- you CANNOT name any names. partially for privacy, partially for safety if the subject happens to use the site (but don't go talking shit about people you know are on here)
- nothing against site rules, obviously, but also if you're asked to remove your reply by someone, please. please. do not fight about it. don't try to sneakily keep it posted. just delete it. i don't wanna see any fights in here, and if i see one start i'll just delete the thread. easy as that
- the stuff you talk about HAS to be at least a year old, hence the "old" in the title. and when i say a year i don't mean like cheesy New Year's "i havent [x] in a year" jokes, i mean 12 whole months minimum

this is kinda just so i can tell this story but feel free to share yours /gen

so back in like august 2021, i made a friend. and she was pretty cool at first but she SUCKED actually. she dated someone who she was explicitly warned would take advantage of her while lashing out at everyone who warned her about him, constantly trauma dumped to me, would make Really Weird And Uncomfortable comments that someone who's an 18-year-old in a committed relationship shouldn't be making to a 15-year-old regardless of if they're in the same school or not, and was generally Not Great. she was also HIGHLY aphobic ("asexuality is unnatural" type shit), she was vehemently against neopronouns, was oddly transphobic despite being trans herself, and like idk if there's a term for it but. homophobic to polyam people i guess? like "i got cheated on once and the guy said it was bc he was polyamorous so i dont like polyam people", that's what she said. and i get that being cheated on can cause trauma but like. girl. you are Talking To A Polyamorous Person . what is your goal here
i did stop being friends with her, but not before she completely refused to admit she was wrong about anything even after i explained to her why i was uncomfortable and didn't wanna be her friend anymore. her boyfriend predictably broke up with her like a week after they started dating because he Always Did That it was like his whole routine, she moved out of state, never heard from her again

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Jan 6, 2023 8:15 am

(forgot to add i was cis when the first part happened)

ok so summer 2021 i met this kid at an art camp and i like..kinda liked him?? made a lot of friends there and we all got each others discords and kept in touch...HOWEVER. my laptop had broken so i couldn't talk to any of them. fast forward a few months and one friend from camp who went to my school and told me that he liked me. got my laptop fixed and it turned out he had literally begged this friend to tell me this. we talked for a little while, general cheesy teen crush stuff. he tells me he really likes me, i tell him i really like him too. literally tells me he wants to date me. and then he tells me he 'doesn't want a relationship' and we barely talk now dance please note that it was a ONE WEEK camp. i almost had a bf after ONE WEEK.

anyways i'm just rlly good at crushing on ppl i barely know bc i've only seen my current crush outside of where we met twice. i've known this kid for less than 100 hours but beating heart


Jan 6, 2023 7:07 am
@GoldenSnailz_: him giving that reaction literally js proves your point LMOAO
Jan 6, 2023 6:59 am

i was in a poly relationship the march of 2022 and onna my partners in the polycule cheated and my other partner told them to go off themselves. like i tried to separate myself from the girl who was sending my other partner death threats but like she wasnt even getting the hint. like, even now, she thinks that we are still friends. and after i broke up w her, she would still hang around our friend group but she always brought the weed and we didnt wanna lose a plug so we js let her stay. buh she kept telling every1 that we were still together to the point where my new boyf thought i was cheating. and, even now, she still hangs around us even tho we tell her to stop. i have sm crazy stories abt this girl. its insane. she also... *coughed* w her supplier and stole his weed and would take percs in school. she also gave onna my closest friends oxy and let her gts. (if you dont know, sleeping while high on oxy can kill you). this girl is literally crazy like what like why do you think you still have the right to b around us????????

Jan 6, 2023 6:18 am

i like kinda technically dated my current best friend last year like we used to cuddle n kiss n stuff and uh.. now they're aroace shock like DAWG am i rlly that bad??? do i stink????

Jan 6, 2023 5:40 am

duringthe start of da pendemic in 2020 i kinda fakedated this person? their name was nooty and they "shipped us tohgether" and i was like ok :3 and hten i fell in love with them

Jan 6, 2023 4:44 am

Last year i was unpacking some cat food when my cat jumped up onto my head and attacked it cryingcryingcrying

So, later on, I grabbed him and said, "Cmere lil man.. YOU.. ARE.. IN... TROUBLEEEE!!" (Yes I remember very well). I then lightly bonked his head with my hand. Then let him go. As he scurried away I said, "stupid lil guy"

Jan 6, 2023 4:29 am

okay okay okay. So during the pandemic- like- October 2020 (back when I was a silly lil cishet) I was dating this guy. When we got together he goes "I like another girl-- but i like you wayy more" which peed me off (keep in mind we were both christians and 100% against poly stuff at the time but im literally poly now so-)

Anyway I let it slide and we were together for a while. SO my dog dies and i'm really depressed (he had made jokes before about how she was old and gonna die.) cuz she was like my bsf. (I was a lonely child)

Well I noticed he was giving this one girl a LOTTT of attention. like more than me. so, naturally, I felt threatened and was like "do you like her?" and he got SO FRIGGIN MAD and made up an excuse, ghosted me the next day, and the day after that he dumped me for "accusing him of cheating multiple times"

Looking back it was kinda funny but so SO stupid