entertain me with school stories

soph_ 11/8/2022 09:49 am 860

im like really bored and i wanna see what goes on in your school because rn im in study hall

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andierzz
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Nov 10, 2022 7:24 pm

basically, this is just all lore but it's still hilarious (this is also cringe but mmh, and some makes no sense but respectfully deal with it)

me: "Mama, where's my apple juice from 2018?"

the mother: "Disappointment #2, shut up. My wife gave birth to you and I say you can't have your apple juice. Instead you can have orange juice for you and your 2 year old son"

me: "NO I WANT MY foRKING APPLE JUICE FROM 2018 >" *process to attack moother*

the mother: "O- OH OKAY OKAY I'LL GIVE BOTH YOU AND YOUR TWIN BROTHER 3 DAMN DINO NUGGIES AND YOUR APPLE JUICE!"

me: "From 2018?? "

the mother: "YES, NOW QUIT ATTACKING YOUR MOTHER BEFORE YOU GET NOTHING!"

me: "OTAY! :3"

-andie

Legend has it that Andie is still waiting for his apple juice from 2018 //florence

13Killz
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Nov 10, 2022 6:42 pm

some kid bvrought a gun n then the next day a diff kid brought a knife

SammyTheFujoshi
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Nov 10, 2022 4:16 pm

@Raydoesnthaverabies: HIS NAME SHALL BE EITHER GEROGE OR RICHARD!

Raydoesnthaverabies
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Nov 10, 2022 4:13 pm

@SammyTheFujoshi: YOU ARE RIGHT.. BUT WHAT SHAL THAT NAME BE?

SammyTheFujoshi
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Nov 10, 2022 4:12 pm

@Raydoesnthaverabies: NOTHING CAN REPLACE JIMMY!!! WE MUST BESTOWN APON THIS CHILD A NEW NAME!

Raydoesnthaverabies
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Nov 10, 2022 4:11 pm

@SammyTheFujoshi: NEXT TOME YOH SEE ME YOU WILL BE GETTING A NEW JIMMY

SammyTheFujoshi
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Nov 10, 2022 4:08 pm

@Raydoesnthaverabies: oh crap you're here- uhhh YOU READ NOTHING

Raydoesnthaverabies
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Nov 10, 2022 4:06 pm

@SammyTheFujoshi: NO I HAVE TO MAKE YOU A NEW ONE

jeremythe
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Nov 10, 2022 10:14 am

My current P.E teacher is taking "administrative leave" because he said a slur to a student...

the sub is really nice tho!!

BACHIKIN
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Nov 10, 2022 10:09 am

in elementary school at recess me and my friends would like stay out and just look at this house all the time bc we were convinced it was haunted for some reason, and sometime in 5th grade when i was absent i remember my friends telling me that apparently they started some fake religion and actually got people to join??? i also always roleplayed warrior cats w/ them despite having 0 background knowlenge due to never really reading the books

also me and oscar are convinced the choir teacher was and is an emo /j (all bc he knew the lyrics to a linkin park song) and that hes gay /j

edit: my teacher just rick rolled the class which reminded me abt how 2 years ago my teacher rick rolled the class too

edit 2 electric boogaloo: he just played barbie girl (ok for context were playing the silent game and hes trying to get us to laugh to disqualify us) which also reminded me about how some kid 2 years ago had our teacher play barbie girl

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