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I have 4 cats (also tw// mentions of bl00d & nosebl33ds)

2 of them r siblings, their names r Randy and Bella (her full name is Taco Bella but we just call her Bella). Randy is my sister's cat and Bella is my older sister's cat and they absolutely hate each other, but unlike my cat they try to avoid each other as much as possible. Bella is literally so attached to my older sister that she will sit in front of the bathroom door when my sister is in there and cry until she gets out of there, and she's in her room so much that my sister sometimes has to kick her out bc she just sits in there and does nothing. Randy and my cat hate each other and literally every time they see each other my cat runs up to him and starts beating the h3ll out of him (both r fixed btw, it's just that they've done this for years and we can't stop them.) Randy was also in a well under our house during 2019 and then our cat chewy (who sadly ran away when we moved ) fell in the well and he started screaming (and I mean SCREAMING) and then my sister heard it and was like "hey I think they're down there" and we got them out so yay (also fun fact: my dad wanted to name randy Todd)

My cat is Kevin, I've had him since he was born and I'm surprised that he's still alive w all the issues he has. Basically he fights our cats a lot, he has frequent nosebl33ds and sneezes bl00d, he's broken the same leg 3 times, and he's just fvcked up in general. The only way to stop his nosebl33ds is to give him a steroid shot which just makes him even more aggressive, which makes him fight the cats and makes his nosebl33ds worse :/ he also sleeps like all the time, like I think he sleeps more than the average cat sleeps (ofc he's 10 yrs old so that's prob why) and sometimes I have to take him out of my old chair (he loves sleeping in it for some reason) so he can wake up.

My mom's cat is Piper, and we thought she was a boy at first until she literally had babies IN THE MIDDLE OF THE NIGHT. She had 4 of them but 2 sadly passed also after she had babies she got rlly scared of everyone and it got worse when we moved and now everytime I just look at her she freaks out and runs away and the only one she is fine w is my mom

so uhh yeah those r my cats

i have an orange tabby named hamilton and he kinda sucks, but he's nice sometimes. he caught a mouse the other day. he scratches and bites a lot and he loves tuna. my other cat is white and brown and named oscar. he is about 6 months old. he is very playful and cuddly. he gets the zoomies a lot, but he doesn't bite or scratch unless he is playing. he like pizza, cinnamon rolls, and dog kibble.