Tell me. Tell me about your cats.

itswhackadoodletime 3/11/2022 11:24 am 2082

if you don’t have a cat why are you here

Edit: this is literally the funniest funkin thread god I love your cat

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TotallyTurbo
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Mar 18, 2022 11:57 am

I had two but one died a month ago, his name was Tip and he was a brown tabby with white paws. I miss him. He was really sweet and liked to get all up in your business when you were cooking or if it was early in the morning. He died because he got attacked by something and his injuries were way to bad, he didn't end up making it.

Sorry for starting off really sad but here's about my other cats.

My other one is named Lilith or Lily and she's Siamese, she's only about 7 months old. She has a problem and will not use her litter box and likes to go under my desk or on my bed. She was my Christmas present last year and I love her a lot. I got her as a comfort animal to help with my mental health. My therapist actually recommended that to my parents.

I have another at my dad's names Harvey, she's one of those split faced cats and she's very pretty and Longhaired. Everytime I visit my dad she jumps up from her cat tower and follows me around until I sit down and she cuddles with me.

SnazZySa1amander
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Mar 18, 2022 11:39 am

My cat Aziraphale (A-Zee-ra-fail) is absolutely mental I swear- one time she was sitting on the armrest of a chair and I'm standing about a foot away and she J U M P S onto me to get my attention, she's v dumb but I love her, she loves to get on our backs or shoulders and just chill, and when she fails a jump or anything we call her "phale" aka fail, she also likes to stick her paws under the bathroom door and try to steal my clothes, she's a 10-month-old grey tabby kitten and a menace to society. (It's me I'm society)

And then my cat Willow who is 6, is also broken, he yells at me constantly for no reason, I'll look away for a second when eating cereal and he's stealing my milk, he loves trash, if I'm eating something with a wrapper he'll try to steal/attack it, he also loves being a parrot and standing on my shoulders/back, he looks grumpy all the time but he's the sweetest cat ever and follows me everywhere I go, if I sit down for a second he'll be coming to my lap to lay down, he is also a menace.

itswhackadoodletime
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Mar 14, 2022 11:22 am

@Cheesy_Milk: I love Buddy Marie Garfield Robin

Cheesy_Milk
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Mar 14, 2022 10:47 am

My cat's name is Buddy Marie Garfield Robin [Insert lastnames] jr

He's 7 years old and will beg for food but never eats it until 2 hours later, He has black eye crust, can't be near other cats, his teeth are rotting so he can't eat hard food, and he's orange with a white paws, white stomach and white at the end of his tail [ he is a danger to society/j]

BL00DP0P
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Mar 14, 2022 10:10 am

i used to have a foster cat named Mimi! he was a black and white cat but when I had him he was a kitten!! I miss him a lot tho

glitterandkittens
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Mar 14, 2022 9:47 am

I have 11 cats. Half of them being kittens. I call all the kittens lil rAts (yes i say it like that)

All the kittens are (for some reason) named after Euphoria characters

Ashtray runs like a rabbit and Rue climbs up my leg. The rest are paranoid. And they all sleep in laundry baskets. Ashtray also (when its empty) sits in my dog's water bowl

Pachino (is an adult) and is a total ball of chaos. She does like parcore all over the house.

Akon is an old man and a brat at the same time. My stepmom gives him canned cat food and when he doesn't get it for a while he throws a fit and bites ankles.

Charlie (is an adult) is so sweet she is a little baby