Tell me. Tell me about your cats.

itswhackadoodletime 3/11/2022 11:24 am 2080

if you don’t have a cat why are you here

Edit: this is literally the funniest funkin thread god I love your cat

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Mar 18, 2022 9:57 pm

my cat is the best her names pygmy but everybody calls her pyg (like the shortened version) but then ppl think her name is pig so its kinda confusing. anyways shes very big and pregnant and has been for like 2 months so any day now shes supposed to give birth. and she really likes ham

Mar 18, 2022 9:31 pm

My cat is a good boi and ive had him for most of my life, he is very soft and cuddly. he likes to cuddle with my furbys and also will go berserk if left without food for over twenty minutes. Plus hes absolutely massive (not from eating a lot, hes just a big boi in general)

Mar 18, 2022 6:15 pm

@R3LAXR0NAN: make her middle name energy

Mar 18, 2022 6:12 pm

@vamp1re_v0m1t: lampshade is way better then pumpkin ngl

Mar 18, 2022 5:54 pm

@garrettschueman: my cat once got stuck in our vent and we had to pull his legs to get him out

Mar 18, 2022 5:50 pm

hes super dumb and still has his ballz so hes always trying to go out and get b*tches. sometimes he climbs the curtains and meows like a maniac. he also likes to bite my dogs head i believe as an attempt to overthrow her position as queen, but he could never, my dog would never bite back. she always keeps her cool. he loves to go in the garage and meow like a maniac in there until his voice gets hoarse and he sounds like he smoked 4 packs, runs around the house and does the cat brrrr thing while running. also i wanted to name him lampshade but everyone said no so i went with pumpkin

Mar 18, 2022 4:45 pm

my cat. she is so old. she is this little old lady and she just either sits around or comes up to you and starts fucking screaming at you to pet her and she just. doesn’t stop until you do. i love her sm

her name is monster too btw lmaoo

Mar 18, 2022 4:26 pm

i have 1 cat rn , his name is cookie and i think hes gay lol, he even has a rainbow costume. hes also partially leash trained and has been in multiple productions from my drama class last year (it was online but still). i used to hav another cat named pumpkin but he got stolen by sum ppl down the street but i didnt legally own him or anythin so we couldnt do anything abt it.

Mar 18, 2022 3:27 pm

I have 2 kitties!! Both are boys but technically are ken dolls. One is a homosexual and the other is also homosexual. I have gay cats. Snow is a grey and white tabby. His pronouns are he/she! Onyx is a tuxedo cat! And his pronouns are he/vomits/on/the/floor (/j)! They are very cute! I love my boys!! I had a cat named Charlotte and a cat named Midnight! They both were strays who ran away. Charlotte was a grey and white cat and Midnight was an all black cat.

Mar 18, 2022 12:29 pm

stinky. that's all you need to know, They are very stinky.