Tell me. Tell me about your cats.

itswhackadoodletime 3/11/2022 11:24 am 2083

if you don’t have a cat why are you here

Edit: this is literally the funniest funkin thread god I love your cat

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Anttito_
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Mar 27, 2022 5:01 pm

my cat's name is tomasa there is a long story behind its name, but I couldn't explain it( weno si pero no en inglés, solo porque me da lata it's like immortal

Ctm ya no me da la cabeza para escribirlo en inglés, so I will do it in Spanish, even if nobody understands me (soy una persona horrible) weno no importa

La tipa es como inmortal tipo ya ha pasado por mucho, desde la mordida de un perro hasta quebrarse la pata haciendo quien sabe que, la wrong tiene más de 14 años por lo que ya la consideró inmortal

The poor tomasa once poured gasoline on her, she's completely fine, but now his hair is a mess

Tb tiene un color grisáceo con ojos verdes tipo eren, en mi casa se le conoce como “ponzoña” “pollo” y “gorda”

Wolfe_The_Wolfman
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Mar 27, 2022 4:46 pm

my family has five cats.

three of them live outside. lily was found on the side of the road and has asthma and is afraid of everything, bagheera is from a stray cat colony that my great grandma used to feed and loves food and screams all the time, and bo is a very old grandpa cat that showed up with the house.

one goes both inside and outside. his name's walla and he's an asshole. my mom got him through her work and he likes to bite people, always screams for food, and is constantly pushing our doors open and letting the dog escape.

then there's our solely indoor girl. mavis is the house princess and she deserves the title. she got abandoned by her momma cat and only has one eye. she always sleeps in my room and lays on my chest while i'm trying to do homework. she really helps calm me down when i have issues with anxiety and is literally laying at my legs as i'm typing this reply lmao.

i love all my kitties but all in all mavis is the one that likes me the most lol.

Circuitboardtobrain
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Mar 27, 2022 4:37 pm

I live with 4 hell spawn that force me to give them wet fish and clean their poop up

Oz. 6 months old, orange and white, has one eye. This little bastard bites my ankles and eats my ear bud cords like spaghetti. Besties with my best friend, makes me feel a bit insecure 7/10 cat 2/10 roommate. Great friend horrible cat to live with

Aarongoth. Who the hell knows how old, black, has a overbite. We are pretty tight, known each other since I was 10. Likes cuddles. A gorgeous boy. Really likes to drink out of the toilet and bathtub for some reason. 9/10 cat 7/10 housemate

Moose. Idk lol, calico, scared and chunky. Doesn't let me love on her. Standoffish. Pees on my stuff when stressed. Just let me love you! Also besties with my best friend. 6/10 cat 5/10 housemate. Keeps to herself, please stop peeing on my Digimon blankets

Flower. Immortal being, calico, icon. Looks like she has a mustache. Teases the dog. Feminist queen. She let's me cuddle her. Obsessed with my weighted blanket for some reason. 8/10 cat 8/10 housemate. Don't eat my beads please

They're bad roommates and not so great friends. I love them

j4sp3r_thek4nd1_k1d
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Mar 27, 2022 4:21 pm

I have 3 hell bastards that i love. Buddy (Mr. Sir) is 16 and is the oldest. George (Georgie peorgie) is 5 i think? Jerry (chair) is 3. I got jerry for my birthday a few years back and he's so stupid his head is too small for his body and his eyes are so big i love him so much. Hes like if a cat kaomoji came to life. literally he looks like this: =^._.^= ∫

S0ur_K4nd1
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Mar 27, 2022 4:09 pm

All My Cats Have Been Named As References To "Charlie And Lola". Beetle, Bug, And Butterfly Like Lola's Favorite Book And Lola Cause... Yk...

...Beetle Always Looks Kinda High....

catnoirmybeloved
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Mar 27, 2022 3:34 pm

@Soggy_Chicken_Nuggie: one of mine doesn’t meow either he squeaks too. he’s 3 years old-

KizzIsComplicated
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Mar 27, 2022 2:48 pm

Her name is Dolly she is a random street kitten I found in my tree and now she is in my house and taking over my life I’ve had her for about a year. She doesn’t meow she squeaks (She is a cat trust me) um all of my family says she is hell spawn but she likes me so I’m safe. She likes to pick up random stuff and eat it like a toddler so I’m constantly chasing her yelling “What’s in your mouth!?”. She likes terrorizing my squishmallows and watching markiplier with me

50773X_0_0
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Mar 27, 2022 2:17 pm

My cat's name is Leeloo, she's a tiny but old Burmese that my mum gave to me since she had to move. I think she's 14 but she doesn't act like it. She's not the brightest but she loves guests because they give her attention.

Longfurby666
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Mar 22, 2022 7:20 am

So I have a big orange cat named Sunny (she is not fat just bigger than the average cat). She is kinda crazy... She makes the most hilarious cat faces ever and will eat only inedible things. (dw I stop her). She likes to lick walls and mesh. I also think the poor thing forgot how to chew... I give her a treat and it just falls out her mouth. she really likes the tube wet treats tho lol. She has a bunch of energy and sprints across the house multiple times a day. she is a good nap buddy too

FINNYOFTH3F3NC3
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Mar 22, 2022 6:04 am

my cat's name is ghost and she is VERY dumb and goofy!! shes 6 months old and i got her from my friend.shes very soft and pickupable and she likes 2 sit on me she also has heterochromia!!! cat w homophobia in its eyes/j/ref

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