Idea :D

G0r3y_Gutz 2/24/2022 11:06 am 230

I wear alot of spiked chokers at school so its only natural some a-holes at school decide its a good idea to bark at me.

If this happens to you often, here are some ideas with how to execute a good shocked face from these unfortunate souls who dared cross your path:

1. Carry a baggie of dog treats/ dog food (kibbles) and chuck them at these braindead people

2. If any, ask their friends ¨Whats your dogs name?¨ or ¨What breed is it?¨ guaranteed to have them dying inside

3. Ask google the following, ¨Hey google, where is the nearest dog pound?¨ or ¨Hey google, when should dogs get their rabies shots?¨ as these people are nothing but rabid animals on two legs

4. Take out a dog toy and squeak it in their face, they will be blasted with 50 shades of embarrasment

or 5. you could choose to walk away (but im extra so expect dog treats flying everywhere in the halls)

Sorry its so long- Hope you enjoy the horror on these peoples faces when they realize maybe it wasnt a good idea to wake up and chose disrespect (ps. works very good especially in crowded hallways)

If you want, write some ideas in the comment, would love to see how creative you all get!!!)

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Feb 24, 2022 11:50 am

@xXZ0mbi3_Gut5Xx: Wish you well on your mission kao happy

Feb 24, 2022 11:47 am

i agree im so doing this

-flint

Feb 24, 2022 11:37 am

I hope you all can put this to good use!! hkheart <3

Feb 24, 2022 11:34 am

love this!!!

  • 13Killz
Feb 24, 2022 11:33 am

@G0r3y_Gutz: hopefully not shrug

Feb 24, 2022 11:30 am

LMAO

Feb 24, 2022 11:28 am

@CoNN13Killz: I hope he didnt have some kind of disease shocked-

  • 13Killz
Feb 24, 2022 11:24 am

once some dude barked @ me i barked back and he bit me kao blank

Feb 24, 2022 11:21 am

LMAO- yes kao lol

Feb 24, 2022 11:12 am

@jUggal0_pUppY: GENIUS-