Catholic/Christian/private school stories??

itswhackadoodletime 1/13/2022 07:40 am 1273

did anyone else go/went to a catholic/Christian/private school? Share your best stories!

- a local queer stuck in religion class

disclaimer: I’m not catholic/Christian, please don’t start religion dicourse

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XAlexX
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Jan 13, 2022 11:06 am

i go to public school

goldenflowerbed
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Jan 13, 2022 11:17 am

omg today i got a new one. so today was meant to be cultures day but our straight cis white male headteacher arranged for EVERY year group to go on a trip????? there was literally no need

crazycookiemp3
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Jan 13, 2022 11:55 am

ah yes i remember going to a private christian school for preschool, i was enemies with this girl, olivia. we always got put in time out lol. also in one of the classrooms there was an upstairs play kitchen but they never let us use the (battery operated) play microwave???? idk why. also i went for both of the schedules n got to do all the activites twice, we had a brushing/flossing presentation, got to go in a book mobile, and we got to do this activity for chinese new years.

anyways last time i saw olivia was at an estate sale like 3-4 years ago. hope she's doing well, she was way nicer after preschool lol

CoNN13Killz
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Jan 13, 2022 12:40 pm

its not christian but its a adult re-teaching school and one guy brought a huge jar of crickets and would not let them outside to we all had to pretend like there was no jar full of like 100 crickets making noise

CoNN13Killz
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Jan 13, 2022 12:43 pm

and at the same school some guy got yelled at for licking this autistic dude and giving him a panic atack

Pixythefox
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Jan 13, 2022 12:46 pm

I'm currently at a Catholic Highschool (I'm a junior)

I'll say the funny ones and then the kinda tw worthy one.

I was going to my locker and saw a kid smack another kid in the butt with a bible and yell "Jesus is smacking you!"

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During one of the football games my freshmen year(2019), it was the day of the area 51 raid and someone brought inflatable aliens. one of them popped and fell down to where i was standing so I throw it back up and yell "I Dont Think He's Gonna Make It!!". Look back about a minute later and the kid is doing CPR on the alien.

Tw: Dead/skinned animal mention

In my Sophmore Theology class, the teacher(she's a nun) brought every class to go see a skinned deer. No warning just "alright we're going on a walk" and then BOOM. Skinned deer. It was also at a complete stranger's house. My class took a photo with it.

CoNN13Killz
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Jan 13, 2022 1:30 pm

@Pixythefox: why am i so jealous I WANNA SEE A SKINNED DEER AAA

itswhackadoodletime
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Jan 14, 2022 5:02 am

@Pixythefox: I- wow. My catholic high school doesn’t have nuns (there’s like, one, but she doesn’t teach anything and we barely see her

Lord_Cookie
Member

Jan 14, 2022 6:52 am

used to go to a catholic school, a guy asked his gf if he could make out with his best friend (another guy) to see if god would smite him. she said YES and then they made out in the church bathroom.

one guy (after i left, my friend told me this) apparently yelled LETS HAVE S*X ON THE BIBLE when no one was supposed to be in the church, and then the priest walked out of the side and told them off.

uhhh, these two kids were very gay. i dont remember anymore - moon.

no_good_killjoy
Member

Jan 14, 2022 7:40 am

some kid brought in a deer heart in a plastic bag and the teacher disected it...uhh yeah

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