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the other dudes at school cut my hair when i was sleeping like 12 inches

today in science two kids had a moaning contest???? it was scary tbh.

also my school has so many ship and drama accounts?? i (an lgbtq+ person) was shipped with my (straight) guy friend on one once so i just don’t know if they take requests for literally everything or if they just don’t know how to pick up hints. one of my friends also wrote a wattpad fanfic about me and said kid (as a joke and with both of our permissions) and someone threatened to leak it today because they found it and now im really scared

tw: caps, swearing, racism

PART THREE

this one is super duper recent, its actually STILL happening but theres a 7th grader who kept saying the n word (hes as white as cum ok) so ofc, everybody started hating him cuz he would just randomly be yelling at poc kids just going about their day, n then he started saying RLY RLY MESSED UP THINGS like abt the scary r word n killing ppl like HUH

so a bunch of ppl, even if none of us liked each other, u had like half the 7th-8th grade wanting to jump this kid at different times like just keep goin n goin n goin n me n stoner daddy n a couple of his friends were gonna jump him BUT THEN THIS KID GOT SECURITY, NOT ON HIM, BUT ON EVERYBODY ELSE n now the security guards WHO R ALSO POC N DONT EVEN WANNA DEFEND THIS KID have to escort him around the hallways so he doesnt get beaten up

WHY IS THE SCHOOL DEFENDING A LITERAL RACIST??? he made threats too??? u cant even argue that "violence isnt the answer" THE KID JUST RANDOMLY STARTED HARASSING PPL??? bruh cmon its 2021 almost 2022 i thought we were past this bullshit

tw: caps, loads of swearing, drugs, sex

PART ONE

uhm, at lot of kids deal w33d n vapes at my school so <33 bavdhssalakakak, which, i got scammed today, i paid $20 n the kid just ghosted me so

uhm, i keep almost getting in fights cuz these two boys dont like the fact that i "dress like a girl" n like, bruh we wearing the exact same thing basically? didnt know hoodies n jeans were for girls but ok pop off shawty

which if i do get in a fight, somebody better record that shit, cuz all these kids getting in "fights" literally just grab each other n spin around LIKE BRUH STOP HUGGIN N SWING DANG but overall everybody just fights each other like ppl forgot how to use their words ok

i was skipping during 7th period in the cafeteria yesterday n my friend was talkin abt getting head in the bathroom n we all thought he was capping but THEN THE GIRL JUST WALKED OVER n he was like "yeah [8th grade principal] was standing around our table so i couldnt go" like WHAT

which a lot of ppl do that apparently

a couple weeks ago a video of some girl at a football game got leaked n it was of her giving head to someone, n it was like, a FIRST PERSON PERSPECTIVE cuz the dude was recording it n we were all laughing abt it

oh- LAST WEEK A FLIPPING BUS CRASHED n landed in a creek RIGHR BY MY HOUSE n i saw the bus just swerve off into oblivion omw to school n was just like "wth" n the bus driver n 8 other kids ended up in the hospital n now everybody wants their bus to crash too, they prob will CUZ THE BUS DRIVERS DRIVE LIKE THEYRE PISS DRUNK

tw extreme violence (first story) religious mentions (2nd

in my freshman year like three guys ganged up on someone in the hallway in front of the cafeteria and were supposedly trying to kill him

i saw the whole thing happen and it was absurd. there was blood everywhere and the kids got expelled. that day was crazy because of how awful it was. most fights at school are stupid and full of flailing with very little actually happening, that one was actually a lot though.

oh also this one girl threatened to fight me once because i was talking about religion to one of my friends and apparently she didn't like my views on it. I wasn't even talking to her, she was sitting at a whole ass different table. I was talking about corruption within organized religion and i think she thought i was just shitting on christianity. I wasn't, but when she got all pissy about it and threatened to fight i told her the only thing a bible would be good for in that moment was hitting her with it. She didn't like that one bit, she jumped up from where she was sitting and started moving towards me, but she has a history of dumb fights, so the kids around her literally grabbed her and forced her back down into her seat.

oh and also this one time a kid shit in the artroom because there was a sub and she wouldn't let him leave to go to the bathroom so he took a fat dump on one of the chairs and the sub left for the rest of the day and never came back.