idk pretend your a white suburban facebook mom or something

BuzzyBoy 6/11/2021 03:20 pm 10595

i'll start in the comments lol

my name is janice, im from texas, im head of the pta, i have 3 snot nosed kids, and a husband named david

edit: dont know how i forgot to add the kids names. anyways its bayliegh mckarty, dallas, and dylan.


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Jun 12, 2021 11:09 am

omg hi janice!!! its me, mary. i was the one you met at the "pray away the gay" protest. those stupid emo liberals. anyway, i hope this message finds you well!!!!

Jun 12, 2021 11:17 am

@lesbian: hi martha! silly goose,do you need dallas to come over and fix your keyboard again? can't wait for the recital! jennabeth is such a little star. god bless her. ive been on the cassorole grine lately as the hip kids like to say !

Jun 12, 2021 11:18 am
@lunaticlunar: oh hi mary! yes this message has found me well! only the lord to thank for that. will you be at the next bible study? im afraid i miss you at the last one.
Jun 12, 2021 11:25 am

@BuzzyBoy: yes i sadly did miss the last one!! my son told me he was a "transformer." he's so funny, am i right?? remember, may god bless you!!!

Jun 12, 2021 11:32 am

@lunaticlunar: oh no. mary im sorry to be the one to tell you this but i think he may be that bicycle homo cult, you didnt get him vaccinated did you? may the lord guide you in these tough times. god bless xoxo

Jun 12, 2021 11:36 am

@BuzzyBoy: oh no!!!! i knew they put something in that vaccine. i will definitely bring him to the next study. may god help us.

Jun 12, 2021 11:39 am

@lunaticlunar: the lord will guide him onto the right path! just pray it away and your boy will be good as knew before you could say church. wish yall the best xoxo

Jun 12, 2021 11:43 am

@BuzzyBoy: thank you so much janice!!! lets hope he gets better soon.

Jun 12, 2021 11:46 am

@lunaticlunar: oh of course honey! god bless

Jun 12, 2021 11:48 am

PTA ANNCOUNCEMENT: regarding the pta bake sale tomorrow, we DO NOT need any more brownies!! find something original!