idk pretend your a white suburban facebook mom or something

BuzzyBoy 6/11/2021 03:20 pm 10513

i'll start in the comments lol

my name is janice, im from texas, im head of the pta, i have 3 snot nosed kids, and a husband named david

edit: dont know how i forgot to add the kids names. anyways its bayliegh mckarty, dallas, and dylan.


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Jun 11, 2021 4:17 pm

I can't believe Gracie brought her disgusting child to our bible study session today. I mean her child is a devil worshiper! She wears all of that dark clothing and her hair is even hot pink!! When i went over to her to ask her to leave (because her hideous clothing was terribly distracting), she asked me to use "they and them" pronouns for her. Pronouns don't even exist! I am so glad none of my sweet babies have anything to do with that.

(please read this with a southern accent its makes it so much funnier lol)

Jun 11, 2021 4:07 pm

today i saw some young kids in the grocery store with BLUE and GREEN hair > why would any mother let her child dye his or her hair at such a young age??? they must listen to the devils music. i would never let my children donnaleigh maryanne and nicholas john dye their hair, NEVER! my husband chris said self expression is good in youth but we're getting divorced so im glad his terrible influence wont be hanging over my babies anymore

(mines name is kathy ^^- i hope i emulated the kathy aesthetic)

Jun 11, 2021 3:21 pm

hi suzanne! i kindly ask you to NOT bring your brownies to the next pta meeting. i dont care if theyre your mothers recipe theyre too dry.... god bless!