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my bunny tells me f**K you basically every time i see her

So once me and my dog were going up and down the stairs playing, then she tripped, and I tripped on her & we fell down the stiars (btw there was no injury when we fell LOL)

@traves:
basically when they do this it is their way of saying screw you

When I was little my parents decided to swap out the dying wooden deck for a patio with planters. This meant adding cement steps to the back door, so we could use it without, y'know, breaking a limb. So the cement guy came over and built the stairs. They were hollow over a wooden frame, because you don't really need solid cement and the extra weight could shift and mess up the foundation of the house.

As soon as the cement guy left, Mom noticed the cat was missing.

Now Pudy (the cat) was really mellow and not easily startled, but unfamiliar loud noises were not her thing. We went all over the house, hit all her hiding places, and there was no sign of her. Not under the beds, not in the closets, not the furnace room, not her hiding place of last resort, the garage.

Mom, being Mom, decided that she had somehow become trapped in the hollow cement steps and phoned up the cement man, demanding that he take a sledgehammer to the steps and free the cat.

He tried to tell her that if she were in there, she wasn't coming out again and he wasn't going to do that.

I came into the kitchen (this was when phones were on walls). "Mom."

Mom told him to get his little hinder over there right now or she'd hire someone who would.

"Mom."

"I'm on the phone with the cement man."

"I know. Mom, she's hiding under your bed. We couldn't see her because her eyes were closed."

There was a long pause.

"I'll call you back," Mom told the cement man, and bolted for the bedroom.

Anyway, Pudy lived to be like 21 and we took a couple of college classes together.

One time around Christmas my mom made a big batch of chocolate chip cookies and she left them on the table before we all went to a parade downtown, and when we came back our dog was on the table licking the empty plate

it a miracle our dog is still alive. she's eaten styrofoam, rocks, spiders, tissues, bacon grease( like, just the grease), and god knows what else while we're not looking.