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for people good with insults, I need help (not to insult a real person) /lh

RaverKandi_PizzaPup 1/30/2023 06:52 am 843

So I play D&D and my character is a bard. I absolutely LOVE vicious mockery (which, if you don't know, is a spell in which people take damage when I insult them)

I need ideas for insults. PLEASE i'm BEGGING YOU if you have any fantasy themed (or just really good) insults, bestow them apon me.

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compost_in_training
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Mar 7, 2023 9:19 am

i once called some guy a nasty syphillis man

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Phosfate
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Mar 7, 2023 10:49 am

(These are mostly a bit rude, so know your audience.)

Oh, wow, I just saw your dad the other day. Great guy. Have you met him?

(Deadpan) Do you want to go to Best Buy with me?

Big fan of your mom. In fact, the whole group is. In fact, the whole tavern is!

Wait. Wait. I've seen you somewhere! Um, you may want to consider putting a little flower sticker over your tablet camera.

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Neptune_XYZ
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Mar 7, 2023 11:16 am

Here's some!

- I hope you step on (insert thing) you dumb####

-Hey, you? Wait not you, the other you. Your twin. That you don't have.

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XenoReader18
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Mar 8, 2023 7:34 am

I ask to duel you in a battle of wits but it seems you are unarmed!

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